1. "We are faithful, specially since we don't have our hoo-ha's to do anything with the lady cats," suggested Derby.
2. "Cats don't pee all over the toilet seat then complain that YOU are a bad housekeeper," stated Hot(M)BC.
3. "Cats don't come home drunk and wonder why you don't want to snuggle up to them," observed Katnippia.
4. "Cats don't criticize the way you drive," remarked Aloysius.
5. Carmen commented, "Cats don't answer when you ask, "Do I look fat in this?""
6. "Cats don't demand to watch stupid wrestling on television 3 or 4 times a week!!" shouted George, Tipper, Max, & Misty.
7. "Cats vibrate at the touch of a finger," Princess Mia declared.
8. "A cat won't ever give you a vacuum cleaner for Christmas," posed Millie.
9. "A cat will never say "as long as you're up ...," reported Beezer.
10. Jake and Bathsheba confirmed, "Cats won't dump you for a man when they discover they are gay."
11. "Cat whiskers don't cause whisker burn," declared DaisyMae Maus.
12. Yuki and Kimiko of Kazoku Neko offered, "Cats don't complain when you spend hours looking at all of the kitty blogs and posting comments."
13. Jack joshed, "Cats don't say they'll do something for you and then not do it for weeks."