1. "We are faithful, specially since we don't have our hoo-ha's to do anything with the lady cats," suggested Derby.
2. "Cats don't pee all over the toilet seat then complain that YOU are a bad housekeeper," stated Hot(M)BC.
3. "Cats don't come home drunk and wonder why you don't want to snuggle up to them," observed Katnippia.
4. "Cats don't criticize the way you drive," remarked Aloysius.
5. Carmen commented, "Cats don't answer when you ask, "Do I look fat in this?""
6. "Cats don't demand to watch stupid wrestling on television 3 or 4 times a week!!" shouted George, Tipper, Max, & Misty.
7. "Cats vibrate at the touch of a finger," Princess Mia declared.
8. "A cat won't ever give you a vacuum cleaner for Christmas," posed Millie.
9. "A cat will never say "as long as you're up ...," reported Beezer.
10. Jake and Bathsheba confirmed, "Cats won't dump you for a man when they discover they are gay."
11. "Cat whiskers don't cause whisker burn," declared DaisyMae Maus.
12. Yuki and Kimiko of Kazoku Neko offered, "Cats don't complain when you spend hours looking at all of the kitty blogs and posting comments."
13. Jack joshed, "Cats don't say they'll do something for you and then not do it for weeks."
27 comments:
Sounds like I'd better get a cat.
Ewwww, these are grate reasuns why we need to tell owr lady to dump mr. werk and spend all day with us!! Thanks, zeus!
Great list Zeus. :) Although I'm very happy with both my human mom and dad. Thankfully, my humand dad, although he's allergic to cats, can tolerate Sphynx, so my human mom can have a man and a cat!
I do fit in her lap much better than dad, though. :)
Have a good day. :)
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BWAH hahahahahahaha! I am totally LMAO witg this one! I have two cats and one hubby. Hmmmm... wonder what that means... ;)
I've posted my Thursday Thirteen, too. Enjoy!
I love this TT, cats are the best.
Mine never lets me down. :)
I couldn't think of 100 things! Wow. Congrats to your winners. :)
So...you didn't like my fart one?
Meow!! I love them all!!
Wow - it's a compelling arguement that was presented! I've decided to keep both my man and my cat though for now.
those was good! I didded a TT for the ferst time!! - Sammy
He, he, very insightful.
Yay for Derby... Mom said she dumped the last man (she uses that term loosely) & we are much better.
Ah now if only the woman would dump the human male...
Some of those are really creative! I like the whiskers don't cause whisker burns and cats vibrate at a touch
My 13 are up.
And along with the Princess Mia quote, might I add: "nor do they need batteries."
:-)
I think my husband might be in serious trouble! LOL!
Those are a good thirteen reasons. Plus like Nathalie says, cats never let you down. But men has some strange man genes that makes them do stoopid fings sometimes.
Excellent, excellent list!
Zeus, thanks for picking one of my reasons as a top 13. Too bad this is late, all the reasons would have been good in our book that Max's mom is putting together.
One day mum wants to have time to read all of the reasons everyone lefted.
i have a cat, but i think she has the same illness as my hubby: obliviousnes
Congrats to the winners. You cats are so very smart.
Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Great list.Cat's are the best:)
Love the list, all very true! Happy TT!
But I'm allergic to cats. :( Maybe I should change your list to being about getting a dog... Hehe, they take commands!
And The Fountain's trailer doesn't really give away how the film is...
My man said he can beat it with ONE reason to keep him...
"paycheck".
I'd rather have my man than Victor, too.
Zeus:
Thanks for including me in your Thursday Thirteen!
DaisyMae Maus
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