Thursday, November 30, 2006

Thursday Thirteen, Edition 16


Thirteen of the Best Reasons To Dump a Man and Get a Cat From Our What's Your Reason Contest


1. "We are faithful, specially since we don't have our hoo-ha's to do anything with the lady cats," suggested Derby.

2. "Cats don't pee all over the toilet seat then complain that YOU are a bad housekeeper," stated Hot(M)BC.

3. "Cats don't come home drunk and wonder why you don't want to snuggle up to them," observed Katnippia.

4. "Cats don't criticize the way you drive," remarked Aloysius.

5. Carmen commented, "Cats don't answer when you ask, "Do I look fat in this?""

6. "Cats don't demand to watch stupid wrestling on television 3 or 4 times a week!!" shouted George, Tipper, Max, & Misty.

7. "Cats vibrate at the touch of a finger," Princess Mia declared.

8. "A cat won't ever give you a vacuum cleaner for Christmas," posed Millie.

9. "A cat will never say "as long as you're up ...," reported Beezer.

10. Jake and Bathsheba confirmed, "Cats won't dump you for a man when they discover they are gay."

11. "Cat whiskers don't cause whisker burn," declared DaisyMae Maus.

12. Yuki and Kimiko of Kazoku Neko offered, "Cats don't complain when you spend hours looking at all of the kitty blogs and posting comments."

13. Jack joshed, "Cats don't say they'll do something for you and then not do it for weeks."




32 comments:

scribbit said...

Sounds like I'd better get a cat.

Rosie & Cheeto said...

Ewwww, these are grate reasuns why we need to tell owr lady to dump mr. werk and spend all day with us!! Thanks, zeus!

Anonymous said...

Great list Zeus. :) Although I'm very happy with both my human mom and dad. Thankfully, my humand dad, although he's allergic to cats, can tolerate Sphynx, so my human mom can have a man and a cat!

I do fit in her lap much better than dad, though. :)

Have a good day. :)

Caylynn & Dragonheart
http://caylynn.blogspot.com
http://dragonheartsdomain.blogspot.com

Chaotic Mom said...

BWAH hahahahahahaha! I am totally LMAO witg this one! I have two cats and one hubby. Hmmmm... wonder what that means... ;)

I've posted my Thursday Thirteen, too. Enjoy!

Anonymous said...

I love this TT, cats are the best.
Mine never lets me down. :)

Carmen said...

I couldn't think of 100 things! Wow. Congrats to your winners. :)

Kukka-Maria said...

So...you didn't like my fart one?

Anonymous said...

Meow!! I love them all!!

Bob-kat said...

Wow - it's a compelling arguement that was presented! I've decided to keep both my man and my cat though for now.

The Meezers said...

those was good! I didded a TT for the ferst time!! - Sammy

Mette said...

This is a great initiative

Anonymous said...

He, he, very insightful.

Mia and Ghost said...

Yay for Derby... Mom said she dumped the last man (she uses that term loosely) & we are much better.

Cheysuli said...

Ah now if only the woman would dump the human male...

Chickadee said...

Some of those are really creative! I like the whiskers don't cause whisker burns and cats vibrate at a touch

My 13 are up.

Colleen Gleason said...

And along with the Princess Mia quote, might I add: "nor do they need batteries."

:-)

Local Girl said...

I think my husband might be in serious trouble! LOL!

Beau Beau & Angie said...

Those are a good thirteen reasons. Plus like Nathalie says, cats never let you down. But men has some strange man genes that makes them do stoopid fings sometimes.

Jenny Ryan said...

Excellent, excellent list!

Derby said...

Zeus, thanks for picking one of my reasons as a top 13. Too bad this is late, all the reasons would have been good in our book that Max's mom is putting together.

One day mum wants to have time to read all of the reasons everyone lefted.

marina said...

i have a cat, but i think she has the same illness as my hubby: obliviousnes

Renee said...

Congrats to the winners. You cats are so very smart.

Rascal said...

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Ariel said...

Great list.Cat's are the best:)

Anonymous said...

Love the list, all very true! Happy TT!

suki said...

But I'm allergic to cats. :( Maybe I should change your list to being about getting a dog... Hehe, they take commands!

And The Fountain's trailer doesn't really give away how the film is...

Bonnie Underfoot said...

My man said he can beat it with ONE reason to keep him...
"paycheck".
I'd rather have my man than Victor, too.

Anonymous said...

Zeus:
Thanks for including me in your Thursday Thirteen!
DaisyMae Maus

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