Monday, January 04, 2010

Brady, McGahee Make Litter List While Palmer Remains Questionable

Dear Tom Brady,

I know things have not been the same since you injured your knee in 2008, but honestly, I hadn't thought it too much to ask that you lead your Patriots to victory against the Houston Texans. I'm almost tempted to wonder if Brian Hoyer could have gotten the job done. Why could you not just do what you're paid millions of dollars to do - win? Now, my human pet is utterly depressed that her Steelers have not made the playoffs, and I have to deal with it. Thanks a lot, jerk.

Welcome to my litter list.

Dear Willis McGahee,

You should probably know right now that you will not be winning the Super Bowl. There are better quality teams out there, and I'm sure you realize this. Was it really necessary to make your point by scoring all of Baltimore's touchdowns and single-handedly stomping the Oakland Raiders, keeping the Steelers from the playoffs?

Isn't that just a bit childish?

Welcome to my litter list.

Dear Carson Palmer,

While I realize your match-up with the New York Jets no longer affected the Steelers' chances of making it to the playoffs by the time your two teams took the field, I want you to know that this is your only warning prior to being placed on my litter list. If you so much as blow this opportunity to reach Super Bowl XLIV as the AFC North Champion, then your Bengals need to be hunted down and skinned. Don't think the irony of my previous comment eludes me, Palmer!

And though I know your team does not know how to handle winning (as demonstrated by your subpar performances in the past few weeks), you might want to read up on the subject prior to next week.

I'm watching you.


Angel, Kirby and Max said...

We can tell you are not happy about the games yesterday!

The Meezers or Billy said...

we hopes that Carson Palmer takes heed. DO NOT HISS OFF ZEUS!

Anonymous said...

Zeus, are you sure a cat should be upset with a Bengal? It just doesn't sound right...

The Furry Kids said...

Zeus, could you please put the Detroit Lions on your list. They kinda blow.

Thank you.

Zeus said...

Absolutely, Tazo. We will certainly add their names to the litter list.