Thursday, July 05, 2007

Thursday Thirteen, Edition #34

Thirteen Reasons I Need To Get Out Of This House

1. Surely, there is more to life than three bedrooms and two baths.

2. There's only so much one can take of running the house circuit.

3. I watch squirrels, frogs, and even junebugs enjoying freedom. I'd like to think I'm above those lesser lifeforms.

4. Blackie needs more carbonated kitty water stat!

5. Simply because I'm bored, I'd throw down with Cangura.

6. My human pet pays no attention to me.

7. I'm guessing there's more variety in food in the City of Outside.

8. TiVo holds no interest for me anymore.

9. Why hasn't Phil called me for The Amazing Zeus sequel?

10. I'm thinking the grass has to be greener on the other side as compared to the fabulous tan carpet I lay on every day.

11. I'd like to poop somewhere that didn't involve sand.

12. Because felines start to ask questions when you shack up with your sister.

13. Do I even need a reason? Honestly?


MommyBa said...

That was a fun post to read! :)

Happy Thursday!

Tink said...

Next week a list of thirteen reasons to stay in that house? But no, you don't need a reason! :-)

My list is about handfasting this week, but for my feline friends pawfasting will work too!

Gina said...

Heheheh, Zeus ,that's a funny one!

NOLADawn said...

Poor Zeus, Charlie escaped and was out for 10 weeks.... he can share some scary stories about the grass on the other side! He lost 3 whole pounds!

Joy T. said...

I've said this already on another blog but it's true. The animal TT's are the best! First time here through TT. Happy 100th TT Celebration!

Pink Chihuahua Princess said...

You know, I think you are right. You don't need a reason, really.

But, as far as the grass and tan carpet go--I think you'll find the grass is a tad bit itchier than the carpet. :)

Natalie said...

Funny! I think my bird would agree with some of those reasons. I think he'd love to get out & test out his wings sometime (but not with a cat nearby - he'd not like to be cat dinner).

Happy TT!

DK & The Fluffies said...

It's totally time for another Amazing Zeus!

Parker said...

The catnip is not always greener on the other side of the door Zeus!

The Meezers said...

nope, you don't need any reason. we are waiting for Phil to call you for The Amazing Zeus too!!

um, is Isis really your sister, or is she your wife? (we have to ask because of Kukka and Brach)