Thirteen Reasons I Need To Get Out Of This House
1. Surely, there is more to life than three bedrooms and two baths.
2. There's only so much one can take of running the house circuit.
3. I watch squirrels, frogs, and even junebugs enjoying freedom. I'd like to think I'm above those lesser lifeforms.
4. Blackie needs more carbonated kitty water stat!
5. Simply because I'm bored, I'd throw down with Cangura.
6. My human pet pays no attention to me.
7. I'm guessing there's more variety in food in the City of Outside.
8. TiVo holds no interest for me anymore.
9. Why hasn't Phil called me for The Amazing Zeus sequel?
10. I'm thinking the grass has to be greener on the other side as compared to the fabulous tan carpet I lay on every day.
11. I'd like to poop somewhere that didn't involve sand.
12. Because felines start to ask questions when you shack up with your sister.
13. Do I even need a reason? Honestly?