DISASSOCIATED PRESS: The air was thick with anticipation as the empty seats remained empty for the fight that was to go down in history as The Brawl in the Fall. Nonexistent fans arrived early to get prime seats, and once the human pet left the premises, Michael Buffer introduced these fierce competitors with his typical bravado.
The sound of the bell ricocheted off of the walls for the start of Round 1. The defending champion, Zeus, came out swinging early, proving he was not in the mood to "play games". The highlight of Round 1 came when Zeus connected with his patented roundhouse kick to the face coupled with a right jab to the jaw of the challenger, Cangura:
Cangura attempted to come back in Round 2, but Zeus would not have it. The defending champion unleashed a flurry of punches that left the Roo of Kung Fu backpeddling into her corner:
By Round 3, it was evident that Cangura would need to step up her game or be overcome by the Buddha Belly. Harnessing the power of his chi, Zeus performed his highly dangerous signature finishing move: Tailspike to the Eye. Cangura simply never recovered:
The referee indicated for the bell to be rung, and the match was ended with a win by way of knock-out being awarded to the defending champion. Zeus, however, shocked the audience when he placed his paw in front of the bewildered Cangura and had her kiss it:
When asked later why he did this, Zeus responded: "I wanted to insure Cangura's allegiance so that this never happened again. I'm a lover, not a fighter, but when it to comes to The House, I will do everything in my power to protect the ones I love."
A brief comment was issued by Isis, the champion's sister, regarding the fight: "I don't really care if he can beat up a kangaroo. I can still kick his ass."
Perhaps we will see the two square off in the Grand Pubah Luxury Living Room soon. However, this remains uncertain at best.
30 comments:
How could anyone doubt the outcome? Zeus, you were magnificent. A fierce competitor, yet gracious in victory. A true champion. Congratulations!
Tilly and Toby
Go, Zeus! I knew you would win. Was this a one-off, or are you going to make prize-fighting your new career now that you have stopped jaunting around the world?
Nooooooooooooo!
Not the Tailspike to the Eye.
Those are deadly!
That was awesome Zeus! You'll have to show me some of your moves.
Wow Zeus, you must have been exhausted after such a grueling fight! Congratulations - you are the greatest!
Zeus want a splendid show of boxing. The results was never in doubt.
Brilliant Zeus! You're an inspiration! The babes are gonna be all over you now!
Looks like you have a lucrative career ahead of you!
Way to go Zeus.Where your champion belt??
Zeusy! Zeusy! Yay!
We knewed you could do it!
*a squillion sandpaper kisses*
~~ Sanjee, Boni, Mini, Pepi and Gree
PS Pepi wants to be sure you know only the girls gave you the squillion sandpaper kisses. He'll shake your paw tho.
Oh my Zeus what a fight! I'm sure your napping pretty hard right now. I wanted to Thank you for stopping by my TT while I was gone. Here's what we were up to...The Camping Reports
Congrsatulations Zeus.,..you are one fine Champion! And I love the kissing of the paw finish! Bravo, my dear Zeus!
You are the champ Zeus! Are you entering for the world heavyweight championships?
Zeus - i am in awe of your abilities. it was you all the way. we are humble in your presence.
While there was never any doubt of the outcome, you put on a great show of your amazing skill and prowess as a fighter. Loved the hand kiss at the end. True class act.
Wow, you just knocked the stuffing right outta him... :)
Oh YEAH Zeus! You go!!!
Go Zues!! You rock :D
Congratulations Zeus! You showed that Roo. Cats Rule!
well, of course Zeus won, there was nefurr any doubt.
Wow, you have a powerful tail there if you can knock a kangaroo around. Mom says I have a wicked tail as when I'm always wagging it, I hit her sometimes. So glad you won.
Casper
Congradulations on your victory Zeus. What an awesome fight. You and your adventures never fail to bring a smile to my face...
"Tailspike to the Eye," that is so "WWF"... err, me mean, "WWE"... shows you how old-school/out-of-touch me am ;)
You are one powerful fighter!
A very worthy winner, but we always knew you would win.
it was an awesome fight!
Nice moves, Zeus. But dude, after nearly bunnykicking the fluff out of your much smaller opponent then blinding her, don't you think demanding her allegiance with a paw kiss was a bit much!
This was a thrilling match!
Oh Isis you're a card.
You bring new meaning to "Ready to Rumble" and that Tail Spike to the Eye...brilliant!
your new career now that you have stopped jaunting around the world?
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