Even though we have not met one another personally, I have a serious favor to ask of you. It only seems natural to turn to you as you always come across as a super-positive, encouraging, and inspirational force:
You see, my human pet right now is very upset with me. I can't even begin to tell you how upset she is with me. She says I've shared her personal business with others, that I've been unfair to her, and that I've even tried to get rid of her. It's been a tough week...so tough that I even tried to go undercover as you did recently:
She still knew it was me just like she still knew it was you.
Please, Mr. Manning, do me the favor of winning this Sunday at SuperBowl XLI. My human pet will be too excited to even care about our petty argument if you win. She wants you to finally "seal the deal" as she puts it and cement your legacy as one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time.
She might finally let me sleep on her lap if you were to win. Oh, Mr. Manning, I beg of you: Please WIN!
It would mean so much to me, Mr. Manning. You would be really getting me out of a tremendous bind.
Thank you so much for your time and understanding,
11 comments:
So...how much of your Human Pet's hard-earned cash is riding on this game? I'd investigate, Zeus. You know, the more money they lose gambling, the less treats they can afford.
It's simple math.
our mommy says Peyton better win too - he's getting too old and he doesn't want to be labeled "the ofurr Dan Marino" alfough mommy sekretly finks he's prolly smarter - Mommy wented to college wif Dan Marino (and now she's mad 'acuase you can all figure out she's OLD). Anyway, mommy's can't stay mad too long. we're too cute.
now I have a reason to care who wins. I'll root for Manning this Sunday. :)
I could kiss you for posting all of those videos! The people were talking about them last night and now they get to watch them. Yeah!
Latte
(We all really like Peyton too)
Now I know who to root for!
For your sake, Zeus, we hope the Colts win.
Roxie, Sammy & Andy
Zeus, a fellow Stable member is pleading for our help. Go to Kukka's comments. Miles need you, dude, to speak on his behalf. We posted, attempting to calm her down, keep Miles in The Stable and keep Sanjee alive!
George & Max
Maybe Peyton Manning can help as well. I will see what I can do, George and Max.
Zeus Dood - you is the bestest for sticking up for me to Kukka. - Miles
Ill back the Pet and by extension Peyton, just because its another reason to hate Rex Grossman. Do you know who Rex Grossman is?
Rex Grossman: Man of multiple player personalities. Will he stink today? Will he outperform even the greats? No one knows.
You have better luck predicting Rex Grossman's play for Super Bowl XLI by flipping a coin than you do listening to all of the sports reports.
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