STATE OF TEXAS
DEPARTMENT OF PET RECRUITMENT
PET APPLICATION
Form 1F: Feline
Last name:____________First name:____________Middle Initial:____
Date available:___________ E-mail address:__________________
Present address (number, street, city, state, zip code):
_____________________________________________________
Mailing address (if different from present address):
_____________________________________________________
Home phone:______________Work phone:_______________
Do you have access to a car?.............................___Yes ___No
Do you have a valid driver's license?..................___Yes ___No
Are you over the age of 18?.................................___Yes ___No
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EDUCATION AND TRAINING
Highest grade or year completed in school:_____
Do you have a high school diploma, GED, HSED:_____
TRAINING BEYOND HIGH SCHOOL
Name and location:_________________________
Years attended:___________________________
Credits earned:_______
Major:____________________
GPA:______ Degree earned:______
Do you plan on going back to school?......................___Yes ___No
If you are currently in school, would you quit?...........___Yes ___No
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PET EXPERIENCE
Provide a complete description. This information will be used to determine if your application is accepted. BE SPECIFIC. Start with your most recent pet experience and attempt to include pet work occuring over the past 10 years. BE CERTAIN TO INCLUDE PET EXPERIENCE IN THE ARMED SERVICES. For part-time pet experience, list the average hours per month. Indicate any changes in pet title under the same feline as separate position. Use additional pages if necessary to complete this section.
Feline's name:__________________Your title:____________________
Reason for leaving:_________________________________________
Address of feline (number, street, city, state, zip code):
__________________________________________________
Total time employed by feline: ____________
From (Month/Year)
_____/______
To (Month/Year)
_____/______
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REFERENCES
Please list three animals who have known you for at least one year. This includes, but is not limited to: felines, canines, birds, reptiles, rabbits, rodents, and fish.
Name____________Address:_______________Telephone:________________
Name:___________Address:_______________Telephone:________________
Name:___________Address:_______________Telephone:________________
Information furnished on this application is subject to verification. This information will be used to determine your qualifications. Misrepresentation of data could result in rejection as a candidate or subsequent dismissal if employed.
16 comments:
love it!!!! I do not qualify myself of course, real pets likely to turn up lost, missing or as an odd odor nehind the couch.
oh Zeus, we hopes it doesn't come to hafing to employ anofurr pet!!! Just tell her to quit skool!
Zeus my mom hasn't been the same since she started watching the niece thingy.No more snuggles,dinner is sometimes late,forgetting about the litterbox etc.Maybe I should look for another human pet.
Hi, Zeus. Would you like to come and live with me? My humans are super. One of them is home almost all the time, and the other one is going to retire next year. More skritches!
Zeus, you can come stay with us during the process. I think it's great that you are interviewing. I wouldn't even know where to begin and Momma said that's something she won't help me with!
Zues, Pooh says he'll let you come over when you're feelin' lonely, but he gets first dibs on the sunbeams and nap spots.
My Agent started filling it out, but fell asleep about half-way through.
Based on the detailed application, she thinks you might be a little too high-maintenance for her. She said something about having one high-maintenance cat already. I don't think Brach is that demanding...
STATE OF TEXAS
DEPARTMENT OF PET RECRUITMENT
PET APPLICATION
Form 1F: Feline
Last name:ourlastname___First name: Darly____Middle Initial: H_
Date available:_62Feb 07 E-mail address:_darly’smom’semail
Present address (number, street, city, state, zip code):
_with my parents_____________________________________
Mailing address (if different from present address):
_____________________________________________________
Home phone: our phone number Work phone: N/A____________
Do you have access to a car?............................._X_Yes ___No
Do you have a valid driver's license?..................___Yes _x_No
Are you over the age of 18?.................................___Yes _x_No
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EDUCATION AND TRAINING
Highest grade or year completed in school:_3rd_
Do you have a high school diploma, GED, HSED:_no__
TRAINING BEYOND HIGH SCHOOL
Name and location:__NA____________________
Years attended:___________________________
Credits earned:_______
Major:____________________
GPA:______ Degree earned:______
Do you plan on going back to school?......................___Yes _x_No
If you are currently in school, would you quit?..........._naYes ___No (homeschooled)
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PET EXPERIENCE
Provide a complete description. This information will be used to determine if your application is accepted. BE SPECIFIC. Start with your most recent pet experience and attempt to include pet work occuring over the past 10 years. BE CERTAIN TO INCLUDE PET EXPERIENCE IN THE ARMED SERVICES. For part-time pet experience, list the average hours per month. Indicate any changes in pet title under the same feline as separate position. Use additional pages if necessary to complete this section.
Feline's name:_Max______________Your title:_visiting petter____
Reason for leaving:_Max walked away and was done with me___
Address of feline (number, street, city, state, zip code):
__my friend’s house_______________________________
Total time employed by feline: _35 sec_____
From (Month/Year)
_06__/_06___
To (Month/Year)
_06__/_06___
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REFERENCES
Please list three animals who have known you for at least one year. This includes, but is not limited to: felines, canines, birds, reptiles, rabbits, rodents, and fish.
Name_Lilly______Address:__my house_____Telephone:_she doesn’t know how to use one.
Name:_Trina_____Address:__same_________Telephone:__same__________
Name:__Trudy____Address:__same_________Telephone:_same___________
Information furnished on this application is subject to verification. This information will be used to determine your qualifications. Misrepresentation of data could result in rejection as a candidate or subsequent dismissal if employed.
Please provide salary range budgeted for position, and at least a general description of your benefits package. Thank you.
With such a stringent application process, I'm sure you'll get very well qualified applicants. But have you considered, Zeus, that you may be required to move to another city? That is, of course, unless you make residing in Houston mandatory!
Zeua, I was keen to apply but my cat, Bob was not keen to share.
There was sulking. It wasn't pretty.
Surely your human pet is worth another chance?
After the mess my two felines made last night, they may need to look for a new Human Pet!
My pet was tempted to fill this out but I told her I would give her a bad recommendation since she doesn't always give me treats when I want them. You don't want someone like that...you deserve better.
Latte
Wow ... You're really serious about replacin' your human pet, aren't you?
It looks like you've got all of the bases covered, Zeus. good luck. Does Isis get to put in her two cents?
DMM
Man, good luck with the interviewing process! Go with the instincts, or you could always consult a crystal ball ...
I think Proppie would try out one of his kungfu moves on me, if I just simply THOUGHT about becoming someone else's pet :)
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