tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25742768.post116985110705998441..comments2023-12-26T15:29:14.608-06:00Comments on The Zeus Excuse: Pet application now availableZeushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06949112371403258618noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25742768.post-73367022589025710482007-01-30T10:11:00.000-06:002007-01-30T10:11:00.000-06:00I think Proppie would try out one of his kungfu mo...I think Proppie would try out one of his kungfu moves on me, if I just simply THOUGHT about becoming someone else's pet :)Nathaliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18236347682868713790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25742768.post-59772767370965814312007-01-29T23:18:00.000-06:002007-01-29T23:18:00.000-06:00Man, good luck with the interviewing process! Go ...Man, good luck with the interviewing process! Go with the instincts, or you could always consult a crystal ball ...Luxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15503176171948984599noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25742768.post-88161659228735383322007-01-29T20:28:00.000-06:002007-01-29T20:28:00.000-06:00Wow ... You're really serious about replacin' your...Wow ... You're really serious about replacin' your human pet, aren't you?<br /><br />It looks like you've got all of the bases covered, Zeus. good luck. Does Isis get to put in her two cents?<br /><br />DMMToffee K. Ripple Fuzzypants & Feline American Angelshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12659864808851108801noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25742768.post-88814543681980418772007-01-29T16:23:00.000-06:002007-01-29T16:23:00.000-06:00My pet was tempted to fill this out but I told her...My pet was tempted to fill this out but I told her I would give her a bad recommendation since she doesn't always give me treats when I want them. You don't want someone like that...you deserve better.<br /><br />LatteLZhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18395326253362300647noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25742768.post-35075439988006203702007-01-29T14:37:00.000-06:002007-01-29T14:37:00.000-06:00After the mess my two felines made last night, the...After the mess my two felines made last night, they may need to look for a new Human Pet!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25742768.post-73437333574931591142007-01-29T14:18:00.000-06:002007-01-29T14:18:00.000-06:00Zeua, I was keen to apply but my cat, Bob was not ...Zeua, I was keen to apply but my cat, Bob was not keen to share.<br /><br />There was sulking. It wasn't pretty.<br /><br />Surely your human pet is worth another chance?Bobkathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11842625953465490864noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25742768.post-43707887276448378822007-01-29T13:41:00.000-06:002007-01-29T13:41:00.000-06:00With such a stringent application process, I'm sur...With such a stringent application process, I'm sure you'll get very well qualified applicants. But have you considered, Zeus, that you may be required to move to another city? That is, of course, unless you make residing in Houston mandatory!The Crewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10777994303135246282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25742768.post-65678869694297304842007-01-29T13:34:00.000-06:002007-01-29T13:34:00.000-06:00Please provide salary range budgeted for position,...Please provide salary range budgeted for position, and at least a general description of your benefits package. Thank you.Bill Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09814379524664994701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25742768.post-3724578950678997662007-01-29T13:31:00.000-06:002007-01-29T13:31:00.000-06:00STATE OF TEXAS
DEPARTMENT OF PET RECRUITMENT
PET A...STATE OF TEXAS<br />DEPARTMENT OF PET RECRUITMENT<br />PET APPLICATION<br />Form 1F: Feline <br /><br />Last name:ourlastname___First name: Darly____Middle Initial: H_<br /><br />Date available:_62Feb 07 E-mail address:_darly’smom’semail<br /><br />Present address (number, street, city, state, zip code):<br />_with my parents_____________________________________<br /><br />Mailing address (if different from present address):<br />_____________________________________________________<br /><br />Home phone: our phone number Work phone: N/A____________<br /><br />Do you have access to a car?............................._X_Yes ___No<br /><br />Do you have a valid driver's license?..................___Yes _x_No<br /><br />Are you over the age of 18?.................................___Yes _x_No<br /><br />***************************************************************************<br /><br />EDUCATION AND TRAINING<br />Highest grade or year completed in school:_3rd_<br /><br />Do you have a high school diploma, GED, HSED:_no__<br /><br />TRAINING BEYOND HIGH SCHOOL<br />Name and location:__NA____________________<br /><br />Years attended:___________________________<br /><br />Credits earned:_______<br /><br />Major:____________________<br /><br />GPA:______ Degree earned:______<br /><br />Do you plan on going back to school?......................___Yes _x_No<br /><br />If you are currently in school, would you quit?..........._naYes ___No (homeschooled)<br />********************************************************************<br /><br />PET EXPERIENCE<br />Provide a complete description. This information will be used to determine if your application is accepted. BE SPECIFIC. Start with your most recent pet experience and attempt to include pet work occuring over the past 10 years. BE CERTAIN TO INCLUDE PET EXPERIENCE IN THE ARMED SERVICES. For part-time pet experience, list the average hours per month. Indicate any changes in pet title under the same feline as separate position. Use additional pages if necessary to complete this section.<br /><br />Feline's name:_Max______________Your title:_visiting petter____<br /><br />Reason for leaving:_Max walked away and was done with me___<br /><br />Address of feline (number, street, city, state, zip code):<br />__my friend’s house_______________________________<br /><br />Total time employed by feline: _35 sec_____<br /><br />From (Month/Year)<br />_06__/_06___<br /><br />To (Month/Year)<br />_06__/_06___<br /><br />***********************************************************************************<br /><br />REFERENCES<br />Please list three animals who have known you for at least one year. This includes, but is not limited to: felines, canines, birds, reptiles, rabbits, rodents, and fish.<br /><br />Name_Lilly______Address:__my house_____Telephone:_she doesn’t know how to use one.<br /><br />Name:_Trina_____Address:__same_________Telephone:__same__________<br /><br />Name:__Trudy____Address:__same_________Telephone:_same___________<br /><br />Information furnished on this application is subject to verification. This information will be used to determine your qualifications. Misrepresentation of data could result in rejection as a candidate or subsequent dismissal if employed.Renee Nefehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08167893445846427824noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25742768.post-53148038091740849612007-01-29T12:43:00.000-06:002007-01-29T12:43:00.000-06:00My Agent started filling it out, but fell asleep a...My Agent started filling it out, but fell asleep about half-way through.<br /><br />Based on the detailed application, she thinks you might be a little too high-maintenance for her. She said something about having one high-maintenance cat already. I don't think Brach is that demanding...Kukka-Mariahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07183455435295563991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25742768.post-17150060881864599932007-01-29T12:16:00.000-06:002007-01-29T12:16:00.000-06:00Zues, Pooh says he'll let you come over when you'r...Zues, Pooh says he'll let you come over when you're feelin' lonely, but he gets first dibs on the sunbeams and nap spots.Carmenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15510611938483509612noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25742768.post-34366382094364365922007-01-29T10:30:00.000-06:002007-01-29T10:30:00.000-06:00Zeus, you can come stay with us during the process...Zeus, you can come stay with us during the process. I think it's great that you are interviewing. I wouldn't even know where to begin and Momma said that's something she won't help me with!Geminihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16169799724125748325noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25742768.post-8660973305551523132007-01-29T10:04:00.000-06:002007-01-29T10:04:00.000-06:00Hi, Zeus. Would you like to come and live with me...Hi, Zeus. Would you like to come and live with me? My humans are super. One of them is home almost all the time, and the other one is going to retire next year. More skritches!Aloysiushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14376805761417557738noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25742768.post-46658736346943673622007-01-29T08:22:00.000-06:002007-01-29T08:22:00.000-06:00Zeus my mom hasn't been the same since she started...Zeus my mom hasn't been the same since she started watching the niece thingy.No more snuggles,dinner is sometimes late,forgetting about the litterbox etc.Maybe I should look for another human pet.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25742768.post-88066395442643482522007-01-29T08:00:00.000-06:002007-01-29T08:00:00.000-06:00oh Zeus, we hopes it doesn't come to hafing to emp...oh Zeus, we hopes it doesn't come to hafing to employ anofurr pet!!! Just tell her to quit skool!The Meezers or Billyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05035027094894711341noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25742768.post-79806606155554927562007-01-29T07:08:00.000-06:002007-01-29T07:08:00.000-06:00love it!!!! I do not qualify myself of course, rea...love it!!!! I do not qualify myself of course, real pets likely to turn up lost, missing or as an odd odor nehind the couch.Dallas Meowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02649907649848692525noreply@blogger.com