So even with everything going wacky around the house, Ares managed to pay a visit to Dr. Rodriguez for his annual exam. I'm beyond pissed to report that she proclaimed him...
PERFECT!!!
What the hell?! All he does is make his token 'Black Lip the Pirate' face, and she's all over him like mud on a pig. I do investigative reporting. I've traveled the world. I've even corrupted minors. What does it take to impress this woman?!
You know what? I don't even care anymore. If she can't accept me as I am - swaying Buddha belly in between my legs and all - then I don't give a flying flick of my tail what she thinks.
Well, until I see her in two weeks for my exam. Ooo, that bitch!
ZEUS
11 comments:
I think it is time for the pet to take you to a vet that only sees cats. Any pictures of the 'Black Lip the Pirate' face
Sigh--well dogs are perfect for dogs. This does not mean that he has to be perfect as a cat...
Yes, perfect for a dog is not nearly as perfect AS a cat.
We are sure you are perfect, too!
At least the VET didn't find some bog expensive thing wrong with him to further suck away resources, with the tree problem and all.
Interesing: my word verification word is ventsulk - not too different from vet suck.
oh no, seriously? you has to go too? and woofies cannot be perfect - it's IMPOSSIBLE. Just being a woofie makes them IMperfect!
pah, what do vets know anyway.
~lickies, Ludo
I have no great love for VET's and I'm in no way condoning her statement about Ares, but why not wait the 2 weeks and see what she has to say about you. Maybe you'll get a rave review. If not, you can always pee on her to show your contempt.
George
Vets, fickle creatures.
I hate the VET.
Jake the red tabby
Yep, think it's time you told him who's purrfect round there! A cat only vet would show him!
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