Friday, March 09, 2007

I think this needs no extra help in making you laugh

Some of you might remember how I signed up for eHarmony and tried to find feline hotties online. I was devastated when I found out that the company was only for human mates, and I threw my hopes down the drain. However, that didn't stop one interesting human female from making contact with me:

Ave, my friend,

I am looking for a man. I want to get married and to live happily. Life is passing by and I am looking at it like from the window of amoving train... I feel lonely in my heart... this loneliness iscausing pain to me... I know only one remedy - it's love... love thatonly a man can give to a woman...What about me? I am good looking, kind, attentive, caring... maybe you'll ask why I am lonely then?... I'll tell you! My life was hard here, in my country, I am disappointed with men here and with life in this country... I feel my second half is not here... Maybe it's you?If you wish to get to know me...

Looking forward to hear from you soon

Tany

18 comments:

Bill C said...

Please respond. Please oh please PLEASE!

Kukka-Maria said...

Hmmmm...and here I thought YOU would be the last tomcat in the stable to take advantage of the "you-may-have-one-additional-girlfriend-other-than-Kukka" clause.

I'm not woman enough for you?

[Kukka sulks and sighs loudly for dramatic effect.]

Carmen said...

Did you respond? I think it was secretly Kukka. ;)

The Meezers or Billy said...

oh my - did you respond?

BTW - I like the Milesinator, but mommy says that it has to be pooseanator. hrumph.

Miles

Anonymous said...

Zeus, you are such an intelligent cat that I worry that letter is a little beneath your abilities. I'm not sure it would work out.

Bone said...

Sounds like letters I've read on russianbrides.com. Not read, I mean, heard about :)

The Crew said...

Well, since she didn't specifically say she's looking for a human male, I think you might stand a chance here!

Lux said...

I'm wondering what your response to this missive will be ... ?

Anonymous said...

Send her your photo, and see what develops!

momsbusy said...

did she send yu her photo yet? does she hafs enuffs $$$ to support all of yur habits (good &/or bad)?

yuki & kimiko

Karen Jo said...

Giggle. I think maybe she's not smart enough for you. You should stick with Kukka-Maria.

Artsy Catsy said...

Zeus, be very careful. Sometimes these personals are not completely honest. She might even be a woofie, or a veeshus deer!!

Rocky

HRH Yao-Lin said...

I think you can read what you will into that. I, however, think she will probably be like Ting Tong the mail order bride: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ting_Tong_Macadangdang

MOL

Bobkat said...

LOL! I think your 'maleness' will be too much for the poor girl to handle, Zeus!

Pink Chihuahua Princess said...

Puurrrr, purrrr baby.

Kimo and Sabi said...

Hmmm...sounds nice enough. Try to get a photo...ya never know!

Sparky Duck said...

how do you like the warm weather of Nigeria, you know to meet the inlaws?

Ayatollah Mugsy said...

This could be The One, Zeus.