Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Thursday Thirteen, Edition #27


For all the haters, I dedicate this Thursday Thirteen to you!

Thirteen Things Stupider Than Cat Blogging


1. Teens "made" a two-year-old and a five-year-old smoke pot.


2. Scientists study caged lesbian koalas in Australia


3. Captain America is killed by a sniper in the latest edition of the comic.


4. Lindsay Lohan is still a diva after rehab.


5. Prepare for a second season of America's Got Talent with Jerry Springer as its host.


6. The fact that Ms. Pac-Man makes headlines.


7. Female teachers who sexually abuse their students receive, in most case, only a slap on the hand.




9. Astronauts who fall in love for all the wrong reasons, carry plastic tubing, and wear Depends for travel purposes.


10. You can actually sue spammers and win.


11. Dolce & Gabbana attempt to use gang rape to sell fashion.


12. Forget that honeymoon! A recently wed groom attempts to run over his new bride.


13. Tranquilized moose are still able to bring down helicopters.

25 comments:

Carmen said...

I gotta defend my Ms. Pac Man. I spent many hours as a teen eating those ghosts!

K T Cat said...

Can we get the caged lesbian koalas together with Jerry Springer? That's a match made in, er, heaven?

The Meezers said...

we agree wif K T Cat - a show wif Jerry Springer and caged lesbian koalas would be great.

Jenny Ryan said...

I'm with you on almost all of these, but I do need to stand up for Ms. Pac Man, The Most Awesome Game Ever Made! :P

Raggedy said...

Some of those stories look terrible.
I can't believe some of the goings on in the world today.
Great list.
Happy TT'ing
My list is up

Mama Duck said...

It's a mad, mad world!! Great idea for a list!

Lil' Duck Duck

Caylynn said...

I have to agree with you Zeus. Cat blogs are fun. They are many things that are sillier and dumber than cat blogging and you've listed some of them.

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

Woo hoo! Charla drives us crazy too.

Kaze

Cheysuli said...

The shrub didn't make your list?

jenny said...

tsk...tsk..tsk...i have to agree with all on ur list!

Happy TT!

BeckyD said...

proof it takes all kinds to make the world go round

Mert said...

Cat blogging is not stupid, ya goof! I love it!

I agre with you on everything else. the list of women abusing their students was really disturbing. And these are just the ones that we know about, that were caught.

This is why it is so important to stress to kids that it's not OK for anyone to touch them, kids, teens , adults, man or woman.

Anni said...

this planet scares me.

George, Tipper, Max & Misty said...

My, what a fascinating statement on Americana!

Marcia said...

Some things just can't be explained away, pathetic, really.

Kukka-Maria said...

Charla. I'm shorter than she is and I had no trouble winning The Amazing Race without excuses!

Harumph!

said...

I love cat blogging :-)

this other schtuff is quite very stooopid

Laughing Muse said...

Now, see, I completely agree with the ability to sue spammers. Spammers make everyones' lives less joyful. If I could solidly identify all the spammers who hit me regularly, I'd love to sue their butts off. (It's identifying them that's the difficult part. How do you know that it wasn't someone's computer being hijacked and used as part of a botnet?)

Mercy's Maid said...

Wasn't #1 just awful? That news story made me so angry.

Sparky Duck said...

Now I might watch Jerry Springer hosting! And is it scary when the ads in some magazines are more controversial/enterntaining then the articles?

Oh Zeus, I have a chick for you on my blog BTW

Dachsies Rule said...

Isn't just about everything stupid-er than cat blogging ... except maybe DOG blogging?

If we didn't laugh at that stuff, we would have to cry. We may have to cry anyway.

Roxie, Sammy & Andy

Artsy Catsy said...

WHO thinks cat blogging is silly? Hey, we could be out driving drunk, doctoring intelligence or starting wars ... cat blogging is a GOOD thing, I say!

Rocky

Angela/SciFiChick said...

If I had the money for a lawyer, I'd sue spammers too.

Bone said...

Zeus, Lindsay needed a nap. I would think you would understand that, if anyone would :)

(Yes, I still have a thing for her.)

DaisyMae Maus said...

How can they tell that the koalas are lesbians? Do they hang out in the eucalyptus watching "Ellen"?
DMM