For all the haters, I dedicate this Thursday Thirteen to you!
Thirteen Things Stupider Than Cat Blogging
1. Teens "made" a two-year-old and a five-year-old smoke pot.
2. Scientists study caged lesbian koalas in Australia
4. Lindsay Lohan is still a diva after rehab.
6. The fact that Ms. Pac-Man makes headlines.
7. Female teachers who sexually abuse their students receive, in most case, only a slap on the hand.
9. Astronauts who fall in love for all the wrong reasons, carry plastic tubing, and wear Depends for travel purposes.
10. You can actually sue spammers and win.
12. Forget that honeymoon! A recently wed groom attempts to run over his new bride.
13. Tranquilized moose are still able to bring down helicopters.