Ariel decided I needed to share of myself with the blogosphere. Without further ado, I bring you this nameless meme:
A. Name four places you have lived
1. Foster home
3. Apartment complex
4. The House
B. Four things I love to watch
1. The Dresden Files
3. The Amazing Race
4. Survivor: Fiji
C. Four places I have been outside my home
1. My next-door neighbor to the left
2. My next-door neighbor to the right
3. My neighbor across the street
4. Dr. Jennifer Rodriguez's office (aka HELL)
D. Four websites I visit daily
1. Memoirs of a Feline Empress
2. If You Read No Other Blog This Year
3. Radioactive Jam
4. Hello, Ms. Mia
E. Four of my favorite foods
4. Leftover chicken bones
F. Four places I would rather be right now
1. Competing in The Amazing Race: All-Stars
2. Snuggling with the models from Deal or No Deal
3. Demonstrating my intellectual prowess on 1 vs. 100
4. Making mad, crazy sexytime with Halle Berry
G. Four toys I have owned and played with
1. My human pet
3. Various cat wands
4. Various feather-tailed mice
H. Four nicknames people call me
1. Hey Zeus...or Jesus for short
2. Fat ass
4. Zoo, I, whatever your name is
I. Regarding catnip
I don't do it. It doesn't do me. End of story.
J. Regarding cat grass
What the...? There's genetically engineered grass just for felines? I'm suspicious.
K. First things I buy after winning the lottery
1. Demand a remake of The Amazing Race: All-Stars with myself and my running partner, Kukka-Maria included.
2. Get my human pet a much needed new ride.
3. Buy the entire Eukanuba company and thus, reduce their outrageous prices.
4. A plane ticket for California to make mad, crazy sexytime with Halle Berry.
L. Four things I do besides eat sleep and litter box
1. Read. Read. Read.
2. Go on safari hunts.
3. Complain things are not how I want them.
4. Leave permanent bruises on my human pet's forehead.
M. Four things I want to do this summer
1. Help the King of Cars sell some cars in Vegas.
2. Earn my Ph.D. online.
3. Possibly hold my second season of The Amazing Zeus.
4. Raise money for charity with Blogathon.
N. My four most prized possessions that have limited value to anyone else
1. My food bowl
2. My throne
3. My stash of milk jug rings
4. My treasure of ponytail holders
O. What I am going to do before tomorrow
Sleep. Was that a trick question?
P.Which of the following is your favorite place to hide and play
I don't hide. Period. You always know where I am. You will probably hide from me, but no worries: I'll find you.
Q. Four other pets that Mommie has had with me
Umm, Isis, and that's about it.
R. Four furiends I tag to respond
Anyone who feels like participating! I tag you, and you, and you, and you!