My good friend, Ayatollah Mugsy, recently found his own celebrity heritage by visiting My Heritage Beta. Needless to say, I just had to find out if I was related to anyone interesting as well. I'm fairly sure this will give me an advantage now with Kukka-Maria since I finally have proof that I am related to George Clooney! Though, if I must say, Kevin Richardson and Trent Reznor ain't too shabby either!
(I suppose Trent Reznor should have been a gimme considering he wrote a song proclaiming how he would want to "do things" like an animal, but that's neither here nor there...)
Take that, Tomcat Stable! Not only am I going to get two nights a week with the illustrious Empress, but I'm also moving up to the penthouse suite! Beat that!
Wait a minute...
The human pet says these aren't relatives. They're look-alikes.
Well, maybe I could still get that penthouse suite? What do you think?