Friday, March 09, 2007

I think this needs no extra help in making you laugh

Some of you might remember how I signed up for eHarmony and tried to find feline hotties online. I was devastated when I found out that the company was only for human mates, and I threw my hopes down the drain. However, that didn't stop one interesting human female from making contact with me:

Ave, my friend,

I am looking for a man. I want to get married and to live happily. Life is passing by and I am looking at it like from the window of amoving train... I feel lonely in my heart... this loneliness iscausing pain to me... I know only one remedy - it's love... love thatonly a man can give to a woman...What about me? I am good looking, kind, attentive, caring... maybe you'll ask why I am lonely then?... I'll tell you! My life was hard here, in my country, I am disappointed with men here and with life in this country... I feel my second half is not here... Maybe it's you?If you wish to get to know me...

Looking forward to hear from you soon

Tany

19 comments:

Radioactive Jam said...

Please respond. Please oh please PLEASE!

Kukka-Maria said...

Hmmmm...and here I thought YOU would be the last tomcat in the stable to take advantage of the "you-may-have-one-additional-girlfriend-other-than-Kukka" clause.

I'm not woman enough for you?

[Kukka sulks and sighs loudly for dramatic effect.]

Carmen said...

Did you respond? I think it was secretly Kukka. ;)

The Meezers said...

oh my - did you respond?

BTW - I like the Milesinator, but mommy says that it has to be pooseanator. hrumph.

Miles

Cheysuli said...

Zeus, you are such an intelligent cat that I worry that letter is a little beneath your abilities. I'm not sure it would work out.

Bone said...

Sounds like letters I've read on russianbrides.com. Not read, I mean, heard about :)

George, Tipper, Max & Misty said...

Well, since she didn't specifically say she's looking for a human male, I think you might stand a chance here!

Lux said...

I'm wondering what your response to this missive will be ... ?

Simba said...

Send her your photo, and see what develops!

momsbusy said...

did she send yu her photo yet? does she hafs enuffs $$$ to support all of yur habits (good &/or bad)?

yuki & kimiko

Karen Jo said...

Giggle. I think maybe she's not smart enough for you. You should stick with Kukka-Maria.

Artsy Catsy said...

Zeus, be very careful. Sometimes these personals are not completely honest. She might even be a woofie, or a veeshus deer!!

Rocky

yao-lin said...

I think you can read what you will into that. I, however, think she will probably be like Ting Tong the mail order bride: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ting_Tong_Macadangdang

MOL

Bob-kat said...

LOL! I think your 'maleness' will be too much for the poor girl to handle, Zeus!

Barb said...

Maybe you better go out and get those Neuticles, after all. ;)

Pink Chihuahua Princess said...

Puurrrr, purrrr baby.

Kimo & Sabi said...

Hmmm...sounds nice enough. Try to get a photo...ya never know!

Sparky Duck said...

how do you like the warm weather of Nigeria, you know to meet the inlaws?

Ayatollah Mugsy said...

This could be The One, Zeus.