Thank you so much for defeating the Chicago Bears in Super Bowl XLI! You will never know how your sheer tenacity, professionalism, and overall determination aided me in bringing peace to my household. I admit: I was a little worried when Devin Hester returned the opening kick-off for a touchdown, but I only had to remember that you knew how to "cut the meat" and that Rex Grossman was the Bears' quarterback.
My human pet said I should be sending this to Mr. Grossman and not you, but I didn't think that was quite right when I had asked you first. She also said that he should be the Indianapolis Colts' SuperBowl MVP, but I didn't think that was right either considering he doesn't play for your team. She's an odd one, my pet.
I have included a photo of what your win has done for my pet and myself. We have finally reached a truce, and I hope that this time, it lasts for longer than a week.
I will always remember this great gift, Mr. Manning, and I will cherish it for a long time to come. Thank you once again, and I wish you a very restful off-season.