Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Pimp Names

I just received a phone call from my friend, Mr. Xzibit. He's too funny! He said to me, "Zeus, now that you got your pimped out litterbox, you need a new pimped out name." I told him I didn't think that was necessary, but he insisted.

"I don't even know what a pimp name is, Mr. Xzibit. Wherever will I find one? How will I know it is right for me? Isn't it against the moral code of humanity (and felinity) to name one's self?"

"Zeus-dawg, puhleese. All you's got to do is check out Playerappreciate.com. Those peeps will hook you up fo'real," explained Mr. Xzibit. "Once you gots the name, then you can accessorize with shades, hats, feathers, and cups!"

After much toiling, I have narrowed down my pimp name to three choices. However, as my loyal readers know, I enjoy your input immensely! Please vote for which name you prefer and tell me why if you could.

Your three choices:

A) Sugartastic Zeus Glide

B) Macktastic Zeus Flava

C) Funk Master Zeus Slick

23 comments:

Carmen said...

I vote for B) Macktastic Zeus Flava! Just 'cuz I like the word Macktastic!

I think I'll be using D. Magical C. Sweetness from now on. :)

Kukka-Maria said...

Sorry, Carmen. I'm leaning toward C) Funk Master Zeus Slick. My man is slick and always smells a little funky!

No matter which one you choose, Zeusy, you certainly need a pimp name! Fo' shizzle!

I have a stripper name: Kiki VonWigglebottom. It's good to have a secret identity.

DEBRA said...

Zeus

I like B) Macktastic Zeus Flava!
Wow what a name!

Just love the way it rolls off da ol' cat tongue..mactastic zeus flava, mactastci zeus flava!

Sounds like a dee-zert!

*ABBY*

Ariel said...

I like B-Macktastic Zeus.Cause your cool to the Mack andA Fantastic friend.So the name fits :)

Latte said...

I vote for C. I love them all but that one just seems to flow the best. Plus, Kukka voted for it.

Sparky Duck said...

C! Funkmaster Flex was the man and this is the perfect homage.

Gemini said...

I like C too and I did before I even read Kukka Maria's comments or Latte's!

Merlin said...

I like C, cause I like the funk!

I got name, too, mine's Stealth Maestro Merlin Sweetness.

Junior said...

I like Sugartastic Zeus Glide...

KC said...

o, Zeus, i vote fur C), 'cause u'r tha funk master!

i's gotta pimp name, i's Delicious KC Flava.

hee-hee, now i gots to figgure out whats a pimp.

Les Trois Chats said...

I vote C. I don't remember what C is, but Kukka picked it, and a man has got to stand behind his woman. Or sumthin like that. I'm sorry, I'm still distracted by VonWigglebottom...
~ moose

one of us said...

We like A) just 'cause ~Merlin, Shadow, KO KO

The Meezers said...

Funkmaster Zeus Slick - that's the bestest name!

Anonymous said...

We vote for Funk Master Zeus Slick.

Fat Eric said...

I like C, and I picked it before I read anyone else's choices. It just sounds better! And Zeus IS a funk master!

Anonymous said...

I vote for C!

Colleen Gleason said...

I like Funk Master Zeus Slick myself (but that could be because I read Funk with a C instead of an N).

Can't wait to see your name spelled out in bling on your spankin' new collar!

William said...

I can hardly decide they're all so good! We all had a lot of fun with this!

PrincessMia said...

Um, A)Sugartastic Zeus Glide, of course. There can be no other choice.

Sugar 'cos you are so sweet, like honey, honey. Glide, 'cos you're sooo smmmoooth. ::purrrrr:: ;)

*The Mother Interrupts*
Please excuse Princess Mia, she has had her shots today and still recovering and acting as though she is slightly drugged. I apologize for her rather salacious comments and brazen advances.

Dianne said...

I like 'B' the best! The other two just don't sound dignified enough for a cool dude like yourself!

kailani said...

I like Funk Master Zeus Slick. I'm not sure why but it's fun to say!

Edsel/The Pooch said...

Sugartastic Zeus Glide is the only choice. when somebody from the south ('specially looeasyana) calls somebody else "suga" it just sounds so sexy. so "sugatastic...." is just perfect

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

Funk Master Zeus Slick 'cause you are one funky cat!