I just received a phone call from my friend, Mr. Xzibit. He's too funny! He said to me, "Zeus, now that you got your pimped out litterbox, you need a new pimped out name." I told him I didn't think that was necessary, but he insisted.
"I don't even know what a pimp name is, Mr. Xzibit. Wherever will I find one? How will I know it is right for me? Isn't it against the moral code of humanity (and felinity) to name one's self?"
"Zeus-dawg, puhleese. All you's got to do is check out Playerappreciate.com. Those peeps will hook you up fo'real," explained Mr. Xzibit. "Once you gots the name, then you can accessorize with shades, hats, feathers, and cups!"
After much toiling, I have narrowed down my pimp name to three choices. However, as my loyal readers know, I enjoy your input immensely! Please vote for which name you prefer and tell me why if you could.
Your three choices:
A) Sugartastic Zeus Glide
B) Macktastic Zeus Flava
C) Funk Master Zeus Slick