Last night during a game of Tonk, I was introduced to many colorful sayings of the southern homo sapien variety. I believe I could update my research on reddicus necksimus as a result of this terrific evening of behavioral analysis. Let me share my findings with you now if I may:
He was humped over like a burnt boot.
That was as low as whale poo.
I'm outta town, Charlie Brown.
That's as easy as Minute Rice.
In a coon's age
Like water off a duck's back
Needless to say, I will be encouraging the human pet to play cards more often so I can gather more information. It's a win-win situation, don't you think? By the end of summer, just imagine how much research I shall have completed!