I know what you're all thinking, and I cannot believe that my human pet would get a puppy. No offense to my canine friends, but I don't think my pet is that stupid. Sure, she may not know what a slotted spoon is or how to pronounce persimmon, but come on - she wouldn't try to infiltrate my home with a slobbering, snoring, snarfing buffoon.
I overheard a conversation as well. The pet was talking to someone she called "Miss Bobbie". Clearly, this is a codename for something else. Everyone knows Bobbie is a boy's name! Once again, the pet thinks she can outsmart me, but I don't think so!And who is this Ares? That name was in the conversation many, many times. I don't think I like this Ares person. Anyone named after the Greek god of war is bound to be no good.
8 comments:
holy crappity crap crap crap - you're not serious that your pet is going to get a puppie named Aries? nothing good can come from this.
oh wait, BILLY thinks that woofies are cool and he LOVES all woofies. SO, here's the plan: do you think that your pet will notice if we swapped Billy for you, and you come and live here?
You're very smart to have noticed all the clues!
Puppies take a lot of patience! I hope you gots some!
I'll tell you Zeus, this doesn't look good...not good at all. I recommend you seek out the highest place in your house and use it as a vantage point as well as for security. You're going to need it!
Zeus, what's happening over there?
If you need reinforcements, give us a call!
PeeEss: Stilll thinking of your cousin and holding him in our hearts.
Don't worry, Zeus is more powerful than Aries, I think...
I don't Zeus. It sounds like there's a puppy coming your way man...
Oh Zeus, we aren't offended. We just know that you are drunk on catnip of somefin.
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