Wednesday, March 18, 2009

A trail of bread crumbs commences...

Another scrap of paper found today in the pocket of my human pet's jeans...


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I know what you're all thinking, and I cannot believe that my human pet would get a puppy. No offense to my canine friends, but I don't think my pet is that stupid. Sure, she may not know what a slotted spoon is or how to pronounce persimmon, but come on - she wouldn't try to infiltrate my home with a slobbering, snoring, snarfing buffoon.

I overheard a conversation as well. The pet was talking to someone she called "Miss Bobbie". Clearly, this is a codename for something else. Everyone knows Bobbie is a boy's name! Once again, the pet thinks she can outsmart me, but I don't think so!

And who is this Ares? That name was in the conversation many, many times. I don't think I like this Ares person. Anyone named after the Greek god of war is bound to be no good.












8 comments:

The Meezers said...

holy crappity crap crap crap - you're not serious that your pet is going to get a puppie named Aries? nothing good can come from this.

oh wait, BILLY thinks that woofies are cool and he LOVES all woofies. SO, here's the plan: do you think that your pet will notice if we swapped Billy for you, and you come and live here?

The Monkeys said...

You're very smart to have noticed all the clues!

Angel said...

Puppies take a lot of patience! I hope you gots some!

The Crew said...

I'll tell you Zeus, this doesn't look good...not good at all. I recommend you seek out the highest place in your house and use it as a vantage point as well as for security. You're going to need it!

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Zeus, what's happening over there?
If you need reinforcements, give us a call!
PeeEss: Stilll thinking of your cousin and holding him in our hearts.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Don't worry, Zeus is more powerful than Aries, I think...

Tuck said...

I don't Zeus. It sounds like there's a puppy coming your way man...

Pink Chihuahua Princess said...

Oh Zeus, we aren't offended. We just know that you are drunk on catnip of somefin.