[I know you're sitting there, reading it, but you know if you were to let it slip through your lips, you'd lose it. Let's segway one moment to allow you to say it out loud: Poopilicious puppy. Ten bucks says you can't say it without laughing, giggling, or at the very least, snarfing. Ah, the magic of the word 'poop'.]
[Unfortunately, on this blog, we, the staff, are very easily amused...]
Where was I? Poop? The ph- sound?
Oh yes, surviving the puppy.
I have taken it upon myself to read Be the Pack Leader: Use Cesar's Way to Transform Your Dog...and Your Life by the man himself, Cesar Millan. When I first read the title, I was hoping that the book would address how to channel the power of Optimus Prime in order to defeat the plump, poopilicious, puppy named
I'd been hoping to cock back a cybertronium alloy plasma cannon on that puppy's ass.
No worries, though!
I'm sure it's in the sequel, Calm-Assertive Energy: Utilizing the Power of the Cybertronium Alloy Plasma Cannon to Transform Your Dog...Into a Pile of Ash.
16 comments:
I tried saying "poopilicious puppy" several times fast, but just can't do it. It would sure be funny to see a bunch of people try though.
Zeus,
I've got to tell you, I am in awe of your blog! I love your writing abilities kitty. You are truly a cat above all others. Thank you for your comment about my mom's coffee table. My dad thinks my mom is crazy and the lady in the post office isn't really amused, but my mom and I are really enjoying the whole thing. I've added you to my Doggone Good Blogs. I hope you're not offended by that title - I am, after all, poopilicious! (Yes, my mom is laughing!)
Pedro
Poopilicious Puppy! Haha! Trouble is it sounds like delicious. Is poop delicious? Are puppies delicious?
Poopanoxious doesn't have quite the same ring though does it.
Zeus, I believe that if any cat can defeat that puppy it is you! Who needs the dog whisperer with you around?
I tried to say it but all that came out was "meow". I had my mom try it and she laughed! You were right!
Phew..... (so much better than "few....{) that puppy has no ida what he's in phor.......
We know you will handle the poopilicious puppy with grace and gentle slaps when he needs them!
you said poop. HAHAHAHAHAHA. i want a cannon like that too! I could use it on that orange menace (no offense) Billy. - Miles
POOP-A-LISHUS PUPPY!!! Can ME Play wif him???? - Billy
AHHHHHHHHHHH I live with stoopid cats. - Sammy
Zeus, you rock!
we're saying it with the accent on the "poop"... poop-alicious puppy and yes, laffing & laffing at the sound of it!
We know your superior mind will have control over that simple brain in no time flat!
Oh Zeus! You'll come around to the puppy side soon.
That poor poopilicious puppy has no idea does he? Mozilla told us poopilicious was a spelling error, so we had to add it to the dictionary. Nice word :)
Zeus
I have no illusions that Puppy will be no problem for you...poopie puppy...woo hoo
purrs
Abby
Ah, Zeus. I don't think that poor pup is going to know what hit it. Though I must say, the Transformers cannon is good, and would be highly satisfying but it does your guile and cunning no credit. I am sure you can come up with far more satisfying and subtle ways of keeping the puppy in it's rightful place ;)
BTW - I agree with the comment you left on my blog. I don't know what this world is coming to either.
Hi Zeus! Thanks for visiting my blog. Don't worry - you seem more than able to put the puppy in its rightful place - as your servant! You were there first, and you have the Paw of Death! I'll be keeping track of what happens!
Purrs, your new friend, Halloween
So good are planning ahead on all this. I am pack leader here.
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