Monday, March 23, 2009

I'm about to put forth a hurtin'

Dear human pet,

I want you to know what I am going to do to that puppy from the moment he steps paw into this house:



While I do believe this cat took it easy, trust me: I will show no mercy. I am going to bring some serious whoop-ass down upon him. When you beg me to stop, I will not. When you cry, "Please, Zeus, don't hurt him," I will not hear your pleas. When you come to me to scoop me up to remove me from the pummeling, I will leap out and continue my onslaught of furious paws.

This is how it will be.

This is my house. We play by my rules.

18 comments:

Tuck said...

Zeus, you are going to lay the smackdown on that puppy. He's got no idea what he's in for...

The Meezers said...

we believe that you are going to lay the smackdown on that puppy. but really, we can fly billy down there and he will just slobber all over the puppy and love on him, and then you can fly up here and take his place.

Eric and Flynn said...

You go for it Zeus! The puppy and your Human need to know who the boss is. Take no prisoners!

The Creek Cats said...

Way to lay down the law, Zeus!

Lois Lane/Laney said...

I have no doubt that the puppy won't even try to usurp your authority.

Jasmim said...

I can't fight this with my sisters o.รณ
They have a big mouth and full teeth ><'

Jas & Gi

Angel said...

Zeus rules! You will show that puppy!

Tom and Tama-Chan said...

Awesome video, Zeus! But with a name like your, you gotta show them!

Regarding the comment you left on our blog... sorry, guy, but most of those facilities are no longer operational. Hope you're not too disappointed...

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

You go Zeus!!
The dog in that video looked like his butt was on fire at the end!!!!!

The Island Cats said...

We know you mean it, Zeus!! Poor woofie!

TC said...

You're gonna really have to make sure to lay down the law from the first second. Make sure you're well rested... but NOT napping when that puppy comes home. Make it lose control right away, or you're doomed.

Misha said...

You're gonna be dishing out a serving of whoop-ass!

Beau Beau & Angie said...

Bwhahahahaha! We fell down on da floor laffin! If you can do dat dominance dance wif yur new puppy we can't wait to see it.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I think that is very important to set the rules early. You go Zeus!

Lorenza said...

Hi, Zeus!
I am not so sure I'd visit you soon!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Fin said...

R.E.S.P.E.C.T.

Country Cats said...

Wow Zeus, that puppy don't stand a chance! Dad keeps talking about bringing a puppy here. We will refer him to your post so he knows the consequences.

Pedro said...

Zeus,

I pity the puppy! Great video!

Pedro