Dear human pet,
I want you to know what I am going to do to that puppy from the moment he steps paw into this house:
While I do believe this cat took it easy, trust me: I will show no mercy. I am going to bring some serious whoop-ass down upon him. When you beg me to stop, I will not. When you cry, "Please, Zeus, don't hurt him," I will not hear your pleas. When you come to me to scoop me up to remove me from the pummeling, I will leap out and continue my onslaught of furious paws.
This is how it will be.
This is my house. We play by my rules.