Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Tara's Meme

I got tagged by The Furry Kids for Tara’s meme. In between reading all the postcards my human pet has sent me and destroying maintaining the house, I answered the following questions as truthfully and as thoughtfully as I could.

The questions are:

1. What were you doing 10 years ago?

Ten years ago, I was but a mere thought held in the loins of my father. My mother, however, had no idea what was coming.

2. What were you doing 1 year ago?

One year ago today, I was enjoying The Amazing Zeus Season Finale. Good times in Alabama!

3. Five snacks you enjoy:

Seeing as though I don't even get many snacks since I'm on a strict diet, I love any and all snacks should I even get them.

4. Five songs to which you know all the lyrics:

Freak on a Leash by KORN, Cat's in the Cradle by Guns N Roses, We Are Siamese If You Please from Lady and the Tramp, Don't Cha Wish Your Girlfriend Was Hot Like Me by Pussycat Dolls, and my personal favorite: Crucify by Tori Amos simply for mentioning a cat named Easter.

5. Five things you would do if you were a millionaire:

If I were a millionaire, I would [coughs for a moment and assumes a Mr. Universe-esque stature] 1.) solve the crisis in the Middle East 2.) end filibustering 3.) buy Nicole Richie one hundred cheeseburgers 4.) free Paris Hilton's chihuahua from his prison 5.) become the largest stockholder in Purina.

6. Five bad habits:

Scratching the very throne I adore, deciding I need to sing at the top of my lungs at 4:30 in the morning, setting lofty and innane goals for myself, attempting to find ways to compensate for my lack of hoo-hahs, and posting Thursday Thirteens.

7. Five things you like doing:

Sleeping, pestering Isis, bathing myself in front of other people, headbutting my human pet in the morning, and, of course, bitching!

8. Five things you would never wear again:

I don't have five things, but I do have one that equals five. Two words: Little Ninja!

9. Five favorite toys:

Cat wands, feather-butt mice, ice cubes, hairties, and cardboard boxes of any size!


Sparky Duck said...

Nothing like getting indepth with the Zeuster

The Furry Kids said...

We have learned lots about you. Your post made Mom giggle.


Cheysuli said...

Zeus, I think you have marvelous ideas for what to do for a million bucks!

The Meezers said...

Zeus, those were very good answers, but we is sorry, Little Ninja remains my mommy's most favorite pikshur in the whole werld - even more than any pikshur of US.

Anonymous said...

Great answers I love your millionaire answers...Lol