Hello there! My name is Stephen Lambert, creator of the provocative hit television show, Wife Swap, on ABC. Perhaps you are familiar with the concept of the program: Two families who have two very different sets of values are asked to participate in a challenge lasting two weeks. The wives of the families are switched, and whatever happens after that is completely left to those involved. Most of the time, there is mayhem and strange antics, followed by screeching voices and plenty of tantrums.
I have been wanting to put myself into a new creative project. After all: Not everyone in America is married, has kids, or even for that matter, lives the life of heterosexual bliss. There are plenty of people who are being left out from the possible viewing audience of Wife Swap, and it is those people that I wish to reach.
I would like to extend an offer to you for my new upcoming program entitled Kitty Swap. The basic premise would be the same: Two families of two different backgrounds with two totally different felines would exchange their cats for two whole weeks. Our cameras would follow the antics that ensue, and after the prescribed time, each cat will be given time to remark on the other's families with candid, heartwrenching remarks.
I do hope you contact me soon so we can begin to make plans for programming. I already have the perfect swap in mind so please do not hesitate. You can reach me either by my cell phone number or email.
I look forward to hearing from you,
Creator of Wife Swap