Thursday, July 12, 2007

Thursday Thirteen, Edition #35

Thirteen Reasons To Ship The Human Pet Off To Las Vegas

1. She's lost too much weight, and Vegas has the biggest and best buffets in the world!

2. Cirque du Soleil is now accepting applications for freaks. She's a shoe-in!

3. Four days of absolute calm with no obligations to demonstrate affection.

4. Perhaps Criss Angel can make her disappear...permanently.

5. The Roller Coaster at New York-New York might jostle some sense into her.

6. Maybe while she's there, she can get hooked up with a phat new ride from the King of Cars.

7. It's all together possible that she can teach Rob Mariano how to play poker properly.

8. Because maybe Mr. Las Vegas, Wayne Newton, needs a Mrs. Las Vegas.

9. I asked her to bring me home a bunny from The Bunny Ranch.

10. It's like sending her to Paris, but not quite.

11. I wanted her to meet my friends at MGM Grand's Lion Habitat.

12. My human pet thought Houston was bleeping hot. This will definitely learn her!

13. The real reason: To celebrate her parents' 50th birthdays as well as their 30th wedding anniversary! Congratulations to my pseudo-grandparents!


The Meezers said...

concatulations to your pets parents!!!

oh, and if she gets married there, that may be a bonus for you! another slave.

Leah said...

Oh Happy Anniversary to the your human pets and the parents. All the Best.

Hope they win some big money and give you some really cool treats.

Crimson Wife said...

I hope your "pet" has fun in Vegas! Congrats to the happy couple :-)

Lady Rose said...

lol very cute

we just got owned by a new kitten last week - her name is Mei Mei (it means little sister in Chinese)

Gloria said...

Pass on my congrats to your pseudo-grandparents, Zeus! But then who will feed you? Surely a cat is too classy to feed itself?

Chey said...

Happy Anniversary to your pet's parents! Sounds grand.

My human says congrats on your human pet's weight loss. Mine has been trying (HA!) Get that food out of your mouth and feed ME WOMAN!!!!

Sparky Duck said...

Reason #14, a jackpot means lots of catnip for Zeus.

Lisa said...

ha! It took me a minute to figure out who was talking there. Hope your pet has a great vacation, and happy ThursdaY

NOLADawn said...

Congrats to your human grandpets! Hopefully your bowl is fully stocked :)

auntie p said...

Wow! Congratulations and many happy returns!