Tuesday, April 10, 2007

You can't always get what you want...

I came across this questionnaire hosted by Esquire. There are times in a tom's life when revelations hit you. Upon completing this survey, I had such a moment times two:

1. The only balls I came with were the ones included with my Ping Pong table.

2. I haven't signed up fast enough for a bald-bull-ball-ectomy.

6 comments:

Carmen said...

having balls is often a state of mind, Zeus. I think you can compensate by being the great cat you are. :)

Anonymous said...

Carmen is right. Look at Brach...

The Crew said...

I object to #11 F & G. There's nothing wrong with kissing a cat and those answers should count as plus 7 & 6, not minus.

George

The Meezers or Billy said...

hahahaha - i fink I gotted a minus 200 or somefing like that. I'm not furry manly I guess. - Miles

Bobkat said...

But I'm sure as they go, your ping pong balls are huge! :-)

Anonymous said...

Zeus, I was crushed to see that you hadn't been nominated for a blogger's choice award. I hope to have remedied that situation. If you don't want to be nominated, you can over there and take your name off the ballot!