There she is, Miss Litterbox
There she is, your ideal
The dreams of a million felines
Who are more than pretty
May come true in Atlantic City
For the first time ever*, feline females, be they fixed or natural, hairless or matted, stray or purebred, will be judged according to the strictest of standards for beautific excellence. Behold: I bring you Miss Litterbox, 2007!
Who: Any cat, so long as she is female.
How to Enter: You're required to compete in one of the following areas: Evening gown, talent, or bathing suit. Use your creativity! An example (And I stress the word "example" because God only knows how wrong this is.) of a bathing suit entry might be as follows:
When: Have your entries posted on your blog by midnight on Saturday, February 10, and provide me with a link to your post in the comments here as well. Voting will be open to the public on Monday, February 12 and end on Wednesday morning at midnight.
What You Win: Miss Litterbox, 2007 will receive a super-duper, ultra-cool, diva kitty collection courtesy of The Zeus Excuse. Items such as tiaras, minks, wands, etc., are subject to vary, but will most definitely be purchased at a fine pet couture retailer, i.e. PetSmart.
Feel free to download the header photo and spread the word to the feline blogosphere. Even if you don't have a cat blog, that is NO reason not to participate! If you have a fancy, fine, foxy female, it's time you share her with
we sex-craved toms the world!
So what are you waiting for? It's time to get out there and shake your tail like you just don't care! Post those photos! Who knows? You just might win the coveted title of Miss Litterbox, 2007!
*May not actually be the first time ever, but first is so subjective a term that it really is debatable in my humble opinion.