Dear human pet,
Yesterday, I made you a tremendous lunch, and what do you do to repay me? As soon as you came through the door at 9:00 p.m., having been gone since 6:30 a.m., you walked into your room and never came out to even so much as say hello to me. If this is how you are going to treat felines who show you kindness and generosity, then maybe I'll think twice before I pack you a lunch again.
P.S. Don't even think about using my coffee cup this morning! I got my eye on you, woman!