Yesterday, I made you a tremendous lunch, and what do you do to repay me? As soon as you came through the door at 9:00 p.m., having been gone since 6:30 a.m., you walked into your room and never came out to even so much as say hello to me. If this is how you are going to treat felines who show you kindness and generosity, then maybe I'll think twice before I pack you a lunch again.
P.S. Don't even think about using my coffee cup this morning! I got my eye on you, woman!
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Oh oh. I smells trubble!
~~ Sanjee
Dearest Zeus, maybe your mum was tired out with the first day in school. Give her a bit of time eh? Hugs to you and Isis, for being such nice kitties.
uh oh, sounds like she does not have the routine down pat yet.
Oh wow, that was not very nice of her at all! I mean, when you're tired you don't ignore her.
My guess is she'll make it up to you so don't be too mad at her.
I hyacked up a furball in the Lady's stuff this morning. Maybe you could try that.
Midnight
I think she needs some extra purring--but only after she explains herself to you.
Oh my that wuz a long times to be left wif out your human pet. She could have stopped to at least give you a quick scritch on the chin.
*ABBY
lOL too funny!
I hope she wasn't sick!
Maybe she was just tired from her very long day.
BITCH BETTER STEP OFF THAT MUG, ZEUS!
(Human Pet, please note that I have nothing but respect for you and support your right to use the mug at your convenience. As Zeus' friend and loyal companion, I feel it is my obligation to say things like that to soothe his ego. I hope this does not affect your opinion of me and our friendship.)
(Zeus, if you just read what I wrote to your Human Pet, please know I was just covering both our asses. I didn't realize, until it was too late, that she reads these comments and I thought it in our best interest that I throw her an apology--albiet very fake. If she says anything to you, pretend like you're sorry.)
(Crap. Human Pet? Are you still here, too? I know this looks really bad, but I need you to put yourself in my Manolo Blahniks for a second and...oh, what the hell! KEEP YOUR GRUBBY PAWS OFF ZEUS' I HEART KUKKA MUG!)
I have to nap now.
If,for some reason, Tilly and/or Toby made me lunch (or even a cup of tea) I would be most grateful! I think your pet just had a long, difficult day. Be kind-we're only human !
The Mum
Not even a nod in your direction? Ungrateful to say the least! Tomorrow, let her starve...or maybe fix her own lunch, which surely would not be as tempting as yours was.
Better watch your mug, dude! She may try to make off with it.
hahaha i told you!!!
you should have kept the crunchy fish for yourself!!!
the dog is a she.. means she's a bitch. anyways, her name is yuri :D
What the heck?
Zeus - could you be jealous that the human pet was - shall I name it? Getting jiggy? Nah ... must just be that you are miffed about the lunch thing.
Sounds like your human pet was completely knackered. I think you should give her one more chance, Zeus.
Zeus, being the compassionate kitty that I can tell that you are, I think you should give your human pet a second chance! I'm sure that she didnt intend to make you feel sad or upset, probably just had a really tough day :)
Maybe yoo shuld help her ajust to her schedual by waking her up at 4am to play!
We know how you feel, Zeus. Everyday since our Mommy has started this big deal law firm of hers she is gone all day long and only comes home at lunch time to take us to the potty. I don't know who she thinks she is, but who does she think is going to play with us!
SHE DID NOT!
Oh what a terribly rude human you have!
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