Scout, Casper, Kim Kim, Victor, Oscar, Xin Xin
Fat Eddy, Butterscotch, Rome N. Panther
Miles, Sammy, Nixon, Kukka is a vixen!
Ramona, Smeagol, Strider
Moose, Merlin, Shadow, Kootoo, Muffin, Milo
Oreo, Cosmo, and the kitty Gigolo
Luna, Beau Beau, Angie, Alberta, Sky, Charlie
Boni, Sanjee, Mini, Max the psycho
CHORUS:
You didn't change the litter!
It was never purty,
and it's always dirty.
You didn't change the litter!
How can we poop in it
when the beans fail to scoop it?
Princess Mia, Yuan Yuan, Mia, Ghost, Bon Bon
Aloysius, Finnegan, Zeus' trips around the block
Patches, Mittens, Mistrie, Bombay, Bangles, Bonnie
Isis in the psych ward, electric shock
George, Tipper, Derby, Ayla, Max, Misty
Badness, Brach, Scrappy, Scooby, Hat, Shaggy
Chatham, Salem, Edsel the great, Fat Eric loses weight
Cruxley, Pip, Musette in a state, Loki is irrate
CHORUS
Marigold, Grr, Emily, Mera, Tilly, Toby
William, Rascal, Timmy, Bomber, Guiness, Fizzy
Mattingly, Frostin', Obsidian, Munchkin
Singapore cats, how Zen, Eric's pounds back again
Autumn, Cheese, and Mouse, Empress has a new car
Nimbus in a new house, satirical mockery by Valdebar
Meep, Boots, Buzzerbee, Emma, Benji, Zebby
Booga, Lola, Mojo, Kiara, Ella, Meeko
CHORUS
Flea collar, ear drops, to the vet's to clean the chops
Barking dogs, empty bowl, favorite toy in a hole
Sharp claws, dirty paws, Lucas' diaper mess, anally expressed
Feral cats on the streets, not the type you'd like to meet
Pet shelters euthanize, heartworm, SPCA budgets downsize
Homeless pets, back to vet's, kitty AIDS, lost pets
Shedding coats, hairless gloats, hairballs in throats
Beans are gone, where's mom, I can't take it anymore!!!
CHORUS
Thursday, July 27, 2006
You Didn't Change The Litter!
(Sung to the tune of Billy Joel's We Didn't Start the Fire)
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19 comments:
"Flea collar, ear drops, to the vet's to clean the chops"
Now that will be stuck in me little head for ages... Thanks ;)
Very Nice!!!
um, Isis in the psycho ward? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Both of these are great!
Even though one of them is to Kukka.
Signed,
William
Lead Tomcat in the Stable
Now that is VERY clefur. I like your version MUCH better!
Wowee! You're not only a globe trekker, you're a furry amazing song composer too! You're simply too talented a kitty, Zeus!
~Bombay
hehehe...that is so creative of you. How many hours did you spend creating this song?
I'm in a song, I'm in a song! You are just so talented, Zeus.
Good song Zeus!
*ABBY
KXBC: I spent nearly three hours on this song. I wish I could say that it all just came to me, but I can't.
William: I bow down to your greatness. ;)
Zeus, you amaze me. You managed to get efurryone in ONE song! 3 hours??? Is that including nap time? I don't fink I can spend 3 hours on anyfing, except maybe gettin that toy back to the ofur room where it belongs. Do we ALL get to be in the video?
Wow, this is MOST amazing!
Patches Lady
Zeus this was FABULOUS!!!!
WOW, you gotted lots of kittie names in your song. Great job Zeus.
Hey,,,,I'm in a song-cosmic!!
Go Zeusie! You just might have outdone the Billy J (who is Mom's favrit singer/performer of all time).
ISIS IN the Psycho ward! Bwhaaahaa.
Zeus, you don't has to write anyfing for me - just knowing that you don't fink i'm stoopid is enuf for me. Sammy says it's just 'acause I'm just a year old and I has lots to still learn. - Miles
Both of your songs were Grrrrreeeaaaatttt! (think Tony the Tiger) I know that was cheesy! Sorry! But they were great. Good job Zeus!
IF there were a judging committee and IF we were on it, we would so be voting you the King, Winner & Champion Feline Songwriter! Great job(s)!
All we can say is....WOW!!! You truly are amazing!!
~M&K
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