Thursday, July 27, 2006

You Didn't Change The Litter!

(Sung to the tune of Billy Joel's We Didn't Start the Fire)


Scout, Casper, Kim Kim, Victor, Oscar, Xin Xin
Fat Eddy, Butterscotch, Rome N. Panther

Miles, Sammy, Nixon, Kukka is a vixen!
Ramona, Smeagol, Strider

Moose, Merlin, Shadow, Kootoo, Muffin, Milo
Oreo, Cosmo, and the kitty Gigolo

Luna, Beau Beau, Angie, Alberta, Sky, Charlie
Boni, Sanjee, Mini, Max the psycho

CHORUS:
You didn't change the litter!
It was never purty,
and it's always dirty.
You didn't change the litter!
How can we poop in it
when the beans fail to scoop it?

Princess Mia, Yuan Yuan, Mia, Ghost, Bon Bon
Aloysius, Finnegan, Zeus' trips around the block

Patches, Mittens, Mistrie, Bombay, Bangles, Bonnie
Isis in the psych ward, electric shock

George, Tipper, Derby, Ayla, Max, Misty
Badness, Brach, Scrappy, Scooby, Hat, Shaggy

Chatham, Salem, Edsel the great, Fat Eric loses weight
Cruxley, Pip, Musette in a state, Loki is irrate

CHORUS

Marigold, Grr, Emily, Mera, Tilly, Toby
William, Rascal, Timmy, Bomber, Guiness, Fizzy

Mattingly, Frostin', Obsidian, Munchkin
Singapore cats, how Zen, Eric's pounds back again

Autumn, Cheese, and Mouse, Empress has a new car
Nimbus in a new house, satirical mockery by Valdebar

Meep, Boots, Buzzerbee, Emma, Benji, Zebby
Booga, Lola, Mojo, Kiara, Ella, Meeko

CHORUS

Flea collar, ear drops, to the vet's to clean the chops
Barking dogs, empty bowl, favorite toy in a hole
Sharp claws, dirty paws, Lucas' diaper mess, anally expressed
Feral cats on the streets, not the type you'd like to meet

Pet shelters euthanize, heartworm, SPCA budgets downsize
Homeless pets, back to vet's, kitty AIDS, lost pets
Shedding coats, hairless gloats, hairballs in throats
Beans are gone, where's mom, I can't take it anymore!!!

CHORUS

19 comments:

Tigersan said...

"Flea collar, ear drops, to the vet's to clean the chops"

Now that will be stuck in me little head for ages... Thanks ;)

Very Nice!!!

The Meezers said...

um, Isis in the psycho ward? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

William said...

Both of these are great!

Even though one of them is to Kukka.

Signed,
William
Lead Tomcat in the Stable

Latte said...

Now that is VERY clefur. I like your version MUCH better!

=^..^= said...

Wowee! You're not only a globe trekker, you're a furry amazing song composer too! You're simply too talented a kitty, Zeus!

~Bombay

KXBC said...

hehehe...that is so creative of you. How many hours did you spend creating this song?

Fat Eric said...

I'm in a song, I'm in a song! You are just so talented, Zeus.

DEBRA said...

Good song Zeus!

*ABBY

Zeus said...

KXBC: I spent nearly three hours on this song. I wish I could say that it all just came to me, but I can't.

William: I bow down to your greatness. ;)

Victor Tabbycat said...

Zeus, you amaze me. You managed to get efurryone in ONE song! 3 hours??? Is that including nap time? I don't fink I can spend 3 hours on anyfing, except maybe gettin that toy back to the ofur room where it belongs. Do we ALL get to be in the video?

Patches & Mittens said...

Wow, this is MOST amazing!

Patches Lady

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

Zeus this was FABULOUS!!!!

Derby said...

WOW, you gotted lots of kittie names in your song. Great job Zeus.

Dianne said...

Hey,,,,I'm in a song-cosmic!!

Beau Beau & Angie said...

Go Zeusie! You just might have outdone the Billy J (who is Mom's favrit singer/performer of all time).
ISIS IN the Psycho ward! Bwhaaahaa.

The Meezers said...

Zeus, you don't has to write anyfing for me - just knowing that you don't fink i'm stoopid is enuf for me. Sammy says it's just 'acause I'm just a year old and I has lots to still learn. - Miles

Emma's Kat said...

Both of your songs were Grrrrreeeaaaatttt! (think Tony the Tiger) I know that was cheesy! Sorry! But they were great. Good job Zeus!

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

IF there were a judging committee and IF we were on it, we would so be voting you the King, Winner & Champion Feline Songwriter! Great job(s)!

Lone Star Purrs said...

All we can say is....WOW!!! You truly are amazing!!
~M&K