Thursday, April 27, 2006

Zeus discovers his chakras

Hello feline friends and human pets!


My training has led me to studying the chakras. In humans, the chakras are represented as seven distinct centers which focus on different attributes. Here they are in order:

Red: Physical identity
Orange: Emotional identity
Yellow: Ego identity
Green: Social identity
Blue: Creative identity
Violet: Intuitive identity
Purple: Universal identity

Now, even though I don't understand all of the homo sapien identities or see these centers on my human pet, I did find it extraordinary that I came across this picture:

Apparently, felines have it too! I don't know how to locate them, but rumor has it that by opening up these pathways, I can channel great power. With this newfound strength, I can possibly hold off on my weight training and still manage to suppress my sumo opponents!

For felines, the chakras are:

Red: Litter identity
Orange: Agility identity
Yellow: Food identity
Green: Love identity
Blue: Purr identity
Violet: Sniff identity
Purple: Headbutt identity

Did you know that the reason why I have allergies is because my red chakra is deficient? You can find out more about why you might be sick by reading this chart!

Until the next time, friends! I'm opening my chakras as we speak.

Hyummmmmmmmmmmmm,





8 comments:

The Meezers said...

you have allergies because of your litter identity? are you 'lergic to the litter, or to, um, poo? - Miles

DEBRA said...

I always learn somethin' new from you Zeus. You are one Ren-na-saunce poodin!

*ABBY

PrincessMia said...

This is so furry interesting Zeus. I am learning something from you every day.

Kukka-Maria said...

My mom gave some new treats to Brach and me last week that made Brach's red chakra flare up something fierce!

That wasn't inappropriate to share at all, right...?

Patches & Mittens said...

You are a wealth of information! All of it true and based on fact, so I know I can repeat it.

Cheysuli said...

How furry interesting... You know my human is an acupuncturist and she says she helps allergies all the time, no matter what chakra they are in... perhaps you could seek one out? They do have those who specialize in felines--though the woman swears on us she will do it herself! I just intend to never have problems.

George, Tipper, Max & Misty said...

Our Mom has terrible allergies. She shouldn't even have us, but she loves us more than she hates her allergies, so we're pretty secure in our position here. Should she find the chakra for her nose?

cat_aunty said...

Hahahahaha