Thursday, August 27, 2009
13. I haven't been getting my Omega-3's.
12. My nails are too long.
11. Every time I want to go on the computer, Ares is playing Mafia Wars.
10. I love watching Hell's Kitchen, Top Chef, and Project Runway.
9. Isis has not been much of a muse lately.
8. I've taken up paper shredding as a hobby.
7. Every time I want to go on the computer, the human pet is on Facebook.
6. I'm so close to beating Guitar Hero on expert. (Do you have any idea how hard it is to reach both the keys and the strum bar for a feline? Believe me: This is quite an accomplishment!)
5. I keep getting phone calls from old friends like Phil.
4. I'm swamped in fan mail, and paper cuts hurt.
3. Every time I want to go on the computer, Isis is on Twitter.
2. I have ideas, but due to reason 8, they somehow never make it to paper.
1. I'm in a vicious cycle of sleeping too much and hence, I'm always too tired.
Posted by Zeus at 6:51 AM