Thirteen Reasons Why I Haven't Written Anything Good Lately13. I haven't been getting my Omega-3's.
12. My nails are too long.
11. Every time I want to go on the computer, Ares is playing Mafia Wars.
10. I love watching Hell's Kitchen, Top Chef, and Project Runway.
9. Isis has not been much of a muse lately.
8. I've taken up paper shredding as a hobby.
7. Every time I want to go on the computer, the human pet is on Facebook.
6. I'm so close to beating Guitar Hero on expert. (Do you have any idea how hard it is to reach both the keys and the strum bar for a feline? Believe me: This is quite an accomplishment!)
5. I keep getting phone calls from old friends like Phil.
4. I'm swamped in fan mail, and paper cuts hurt.
3. Every time I want to go on the computer, Isis is on Twitter.
2. I have ideas, but due to reason 8, they somehow never make it to paper.
1. I'm in a vicious cycle of sleeping too much and hence, I'm always too tired.
15 comments:
Facebook is a blogger's worst nightmare, I'm tellin' ya. It's eatin' up writing time, and commenting time. The blog should revolt!
I think Mafia Wars is a Boston thing!
And all of that is supposed to be a good reason?!
I know how it goes. My human found Farm Town and now she is always there!
We can see how those are good reasons! Especially the nap cycle.
sounds like you need to kick the human pet into shape!
We feel your pain. Our bloggy has been sort of neglected and we almost NEVER get to visit our friends any more. It sucks. Mama's signed up for Mafia Wars, but she never plays so she's pretty sure she's dead in a ditch somewhere. Or maybe wearing a pair of cement shoes. hee hee
Love,
Tazo
facebook is EVIL. EVIL we say. and FARKLE on facebook is even MORE EVIL.
Oh dear, that's quite a list. We hope you over come your blogging difficulties soon x
Mum opened a Facebook account the other day to vote for some one but now she doesn't know what to do with it, and we hope it stays that way,
Just let them play their little games on the computer, then when they're not looking....grab it!
All those are good reasons! I understand you!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
Don't worry, soon inspiration will come to you.
Facebook Killed The Blog Star!
I thought it was bekhause woo are a KHAT!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
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