Dear human pet,
While I realize you have been waiting all summer long for football season to begin, was it really necessary to purchase this:
I know you had it customized to have Ares' name on the back. If you even so much as think of having one made for me, I will claw it to itty bitty shreds upon arrival! Isn't it bad enough that all of us ARE Steelers' colors?! We ARE a walking Steelers' jersey!