Dear human pet,
I would like to take this opportunity to wish you good luck on your interview at The University of Houston this afternoon. It's not every day that someone is invited to join an Ed.D. program. I'd say do well, but I can't help but be reminded of the day you went to interview for The University of St. Thomas. Remember how you were terribly sick that day, complete with the shakes, sweats, and pukies? That was...interesting.
You aren't sick now, are you?