Wednesday, July 08, 2009

We interrupt this scheduled scavenger hunt for the following...

So apparently I'm about to divulge what is known in some parts as "T.M.I.", but quite frankly, I don't care. It's my blog, and I tell it like it is. Why cut corners? I leave the nuances of navigating social norms to the homo sapiens.

The human pet ate a baby poo burrito and got violently ill this evening.

By "baby poo burrito", I mean a suspicious, liquefied brown blend of bean and cheese which resembled the mushed and mashed mixture mother birds surely concoct when they chew and process food only to regurgitate it back to their young.

And by "violently", I mean doubled-over, arms wrapped around midsection, solidly working on the gag reflex because, by all means, let's not get crazy and puke in the living room even though certain puppies who shall remain nameless still have accidents involving poop and pee in that very area, and we're so beyond that so instead, let's just run back and forth to the bathroom until we've completed the third installment of the Ironman Challenge.

I'm sure you get the picture.

If not, let me know, and I will have Ares draw you a rendition, dear reader.

The human pet will double up her search for tomorrow. With any luck, she will have regained her normal, neurotic self.

25 comments:

Max said...

The Woman has eaten those burritos before. It hasn't made her hurl though, but much unpleasantness ensues anyway.

I hope your human feels better soon.

Parker said...

Oh how awful!

Mishkat said...

I feel really bad for your human! I refuse to eat at Taco Bell or any place similar ever again for that same reason (I think it's the lard in the burritos, but who cares!)

Make sure she stays hydrated - Gatorade helps. And we hope she feels better very soon!

Mack said...

Oh no!
I know you and Ares will take good care of your mom while she's on the mend!

The Monkeys said...

We hope your Mom is feeling better! That sounds like an awful way to spend a day!

Lola Lynn said...

Yikes! What a nasty experience. Feel better.

Tuck said...

Oh no! I hope your human feel better. Mine had some bad pizza a couple of months ago and was sick for a few days. Human food is nasty!

Pedro said...

Zeus,

Ugh, my stomach hurts for your human pet!

Pedro

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Did woo work your khytty paw magikh and knead her belleh fur her?

My 'human pet' loves those kind of things too but I'm sure her interest would be khurtailed after such an event!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Anya said...

We hope
your Mommy is feeling better soon!

hugs
Kareltje =^.^=
Anya :)

Cheysuli and gemini said...

That does not sound fun. I hope she starts feeling better soon.

Angel and Kirby said...

Your poor Mom. That is the worst feeling! You take good care of her.

The Kitty Krew said...

Awwww, the poor human pet. We hope she feels better today!

Purrs and hugs,
The Kitty Krew

The Meezers said...

oh we understand!! but we STILL want to see what Ares draws.

we hope your human pet feels better soon!

Petra said...

Uhoh, I can almost feel the pain! I hope she's better today, and I'm sure you're taking good care of her, Zeus.

The Creek Cats said...

Oh man, that sounds painful!! Sure hope she feels better very soon!

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Hmmmmmm, we like Ares artwork, maybe he wouldn't mind doing an illustration.
Anyway, feel better soon! How nasty!

Ruby Bleu said...

I totally think we need Ares interpretation of this!!!

Lots of Licks,Ruby

Reese =^..^= said...

I hope your purrson is back to neurotic very soon.

Thor said...

I hope your human feel better soon!

xoxo,
Thor

Eric and Flynn said...

Oh no! We hope your human pet is soon feeling better again.
We agree, one of Ares drawings would help us to understand what she is going through.

Lorenza said...

I hope she feels better soon!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Fin said...

Reading Baby Poo Burrito made Mom a bit queasy... Hope the Pet feels better very soon!

Hank said...

Zeus, buddy.....sorry to hear about yer mom but this makes me feel a little better 'bout my own, uh, "problem".

You keep tellin' it like is, buddy!

The Furry Kids said...

Did you help her when she was in the litterbox room? Mama loves when she's retching and we peer into the toilet to watch. hee hee

Love,
Tazo