Friday, April 17, 2009

I am NOT a hypocrite!


No, that is not Ares kissing me behind my ears!
I will not be a part of some scandal!
Damn you, human pet, and your paparazzi ways!

30 comments:

Misha said...

Looks like that baby woofie might have his uses...

Parker said...

This looks pretty damning dude...

Tuck said...

Cameras can be deceiving. I bet you whapped that little pup right after that photo was taken!

The Creek Cats said...

Since the photo doesn't show your face, Zeus...... deny, deny, deny!

Cory said...

I think you are actually kissing him and don't want to admit it...it's ok to manipulate the little baby into understanding that all his instructions come from you...dogs can be very useful at times.

Zeus said...

Misha and Cory: I agree he has his uses, but I haven't quite figured out what those are yet. Maybe I need to have some input from other cats who live with canines.

Parker: Don't say that!

Tuck: Yes, um, of course I did. Cough, cough...

The Creek Cats: Oh I plan on denying this until I'm blue in the face!

Tom and Tama-Chan said...

Hey, Chill, Big Guy!

Ares knows that you are Zeus and therefore owed obeisance!

Zeus said...

Tom and Tama-Chan: Hey...I never thought of that. That's right! I am Zeus! I think I see another blog post coming soon...

The Meezers said...

as we see it, that puppie is attaking you. yep.

PinkynAsh said...

All we can see is him standing by you. We don't see any kissing
, think you're in the clear.

Eric and Flynn said...

Wow Zeus! You make three of him. One yawn and we bet you could swallow him hole.

Ayatollah Mugsy said...

As a fellow victim of the paparazzi, I am willing to overlook this.

Angel said...

No kissing, just hero worship!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Is he trying to use you as a chew toy?

The Monkeys said...

Can't prove it's you, Zeus! I bet they 'photoshopped' it

Cliff and Olivia said...

A baby woofie!?!? Watch out, someday soon it'll be big and scary.

The Crew said...

Ewwwww...dog breath!!!

Hero said...

Those hoomans sure are sneaky. It seems as if all of them love to catch us in our most compromising moments. Ares may have been kissing you, but as long as you hated every second of it then I think your reputation is okay.

Teri and the cats of Furrydance said...

We don't see any kissin' either, maybe just sniffin' so we think this photo isn't rumor material. And we can't see your face, so maybe it's some other orange cat pretending to be you?

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Oh gosh he's such a little woofie! We know you are just being polite and tolerating him.

Eric and Flynn said...

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Derby said...

Zeus you look bigger than the woofie. Take him down and show him who is boss!

Jasmim said...

That scene pretty =)

Jas & Gi

Fin said...

you can't help that - you were sleeping right?

Zeus said...

Meezers: Yes, he's attacking me! That's it!

Pinky and Ash: Thank you for having my back. It's much appreciated!

Eric and Flynn: I would love to devour him, but I don't think the human pet would be very happy with that.

Mugsy: Thank you so much for your kindness.

Angel: He should worship me, but not like this!

Cheysuli and Gemini: Not in this picture, but he has definitely attempted to do just that!

Monkeys: My pet is not that talented unfortunately.

Cliff and Olivia: Hopefully, I can get rid of him before then!

The Crew: I still smell it. I can never get rid of it. Sigh...

Hero: Thank you for the words of support. I will continue to try not to enjoy it, but I must say that it's very appealing having a puppy slave.

Teri: Rumors are always bound to arise when you never leave the house to defend yourself. I'm used to it by now.

SSS: Tolerating? I wouldn't go that far.

Derby: I've tried but I always get scolded. The pet, though, is an equal opportunity scolder so I don't feel so bad.

Jasmin: Thanks!

Fin: One does not get much sleep when there's a puppy on the loose...

Gandalf and Grayson said...

Busted!

Thank you very much for helping out Mom's niece with your comment!

Pink Chihuahua Princess said...

Awww, Zeus. We knew you'd come around. Its okay. You don't have to give us any credit for convincing you how great doglets are!

Lorenza said...

Hmmmm... admit it... c'mon!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

TC said...

Photoshop is horrible isn't it, Zeus?

Bob-kat said...

Zeus, superstars always have to put up with the media. Just take it as a sign of your popularity :)