It only rains dogs when he is around.
Monkeys make him their business.
Cat burglars trained under him.
His litter clumps in anticipation when he approaches.
Veterinarians examine him just because they find him interesting.
His tail has experienced more than a lesser cat's entire body.
His blood smells like catnip.
Banks cannot contain the pennies he's received for his thoughts.
He doesn't need a sleeve to hide his ace.
He is all bark and all bite so don't get any ideas.
The law lays down beside him.
He frequently tells leopards to change their spots.
Others may let the chips fall where they may, but he tells them where to land.
He is the most interesting cat in the world.
"I don't always eat tuna, but when I do, I prefer Starkist Tuna."
"Stay hungry, my friends."