Friday, March 27, 2009

The most interesting cat in the world

It only rains dogs when he is around.

Monkeys make him their business.

Cat burglars trained under him.

His litter clumps in anticipation when he approaches.

Veterinarians examine him just because they find him interesting.

His tail has experienced more than a lesser cat's entire body.

His blood smells like catnip.

Banks cannot contain the pennies he's received for his thoughts.

He doesn't need a sleeve to hide his ace.

He is all bark and all bite so don't get any ideas.

The law lays down beside him.

He frequently tells leopards to change their spots.

Others may let the chips fall where they may, but he tells them where to land.


He is the most interesting cat in the world.


"I don't always eat tuna, but when I do, I prefer Starkist Tuna."

"Stay hungry, my friends."


24 comments:

Misha said...

The Jack Bauer of kittehs!

Tom and Tama-Chan said...

Phew! Talk about being an over-achiever!!!

Tuck said...

Zeus, you shouldn't have...I didn't want to bring attention to myself...

Just kidding! You are describing yourself aren't you?

The Meezers said...

we do find you extremely interesting. we can't wait to read your posts ferst thing in the morning

Zeus said...

Misha: I don't even watch 24 but I'm flattered!

Tom and Tama-Chan: It's hard work being this interesting.

Tuck and Meezers: Yes, I'm talking about myself, but I can't take credit for this idea. It's based on a commercial the human pet saw repeatedly all evening. I decided to show her how much more interesting I was instead.

The Creek Cats said...

We loved your post and it brought smiles to our faces! Thanks for stopping by and watching our video, mom wanted to get only good times on film so she didn't take and video or pics when he dropped drastic weight recently. She said the video was very helpful in helping her grieve. She watches it over and over and cries, she hopes to someday watch it and just smile.

The Crew said...

You 'da man, Zeus...er, I mean 'da CAT!!

Zeus said...

Creek Cats: That day will come when you're ready. We wish you well during this time of grief. It will not last forever...

Crew: Why thank you! I think you're swell too!

TC said...

Don't forget he's gorgeous.

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Zeus you rock!
Just gotta let you know we followed the link to Starkist Tuna and now we GOTTA HAVE SOME! Mmmmmmmm.

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Pee Ess!
Zeus that is a very handsome portrait of you!

The Island Cats said...

Zeus...we aspire to be just like you...have you thought of having classes???

Zeus said...

TC: Stop it! You're making me blush!

SSS: I absolutely heart Starkist Tuna. I won't eat it though if it's in oil. It has to be in water.

Island Cats: I can definitely see classes in the future. You really have me thinking now...which I might add is not necessarily a good thing.

Angel said...

You have us convinced you are the Mancat!

Eric and Flynn said...

Of course we realised immediately that this is a description of you. We need to sign up for your classes too.

Pink Chihuahua Princess said...

does anybody have a mirror for you?

Jasmim said...

Yes, it really is the cat in the world more interesting *-* hehehe

Jas & Gi

DaisyMae Maus said...

Zeus ... You are certainly one of a kind, dood!
DMM

Cheysuli and gemini said...

If it didn't keep saying he I am sure that would have been about me, but as it's not, it must be about you!

A Few Good Cats said...

You have described one mighty mancat.

Fin said...

Litter clumps in anticipation! Oh Zeus you are a god.

Lorenza said...

All those are very interesting things about yourself Zeus!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

MacVet, Slash and Bronzy said...

Hahaha! That was an awesome list. I especially like the litter that clumps in anticipation. I can just see it in my head... trembling beads of litter clinging tightly to each other as Zeus' approaching paw steps grow louder and louder. Lol!

Oh, Marina... it's so good to have you back. I, myself, had disappeared for a while. And I am so glad that we're both back attacking the cat blogosphere.

And as expected, your entries are amusing and funny to no end! :D

~MacVet (aka. 5-Cat Style)

MacVet, Slash and Bronzy said...

PS. My two young kitties have tagged you for an award. Come on over to claim it!

~MacVet