I am...an amazing attention whore.
I think...about whether or not my food bowl is empty all the time.
I know...how to communicate with squirrels in the yard.
I want...to be constantly pet and adored.
I have...allergies, and oh, are they a doozy.
I wish...I could go outside, just once.
I hate...being left alone.
I miss...my human pet when she is away for too long (Please do not tell her that right now. I'm still...angrier than a russled fire ant hill.)
I fear...going to the vet. No, really. It's terrifying.
I feel...replaced.
I hear...dripping coming from the sink.
I smell...like Downey fabric softener for some reason.
I regret...nothing.
I love...Cesar Milan.
I care...that I have a full food bowl.
I always...am the packleader. (See "I love...")
I am not...a whiner, contrary to popular belief.
I believe...I'm the best there ever was, ever is, ever will be.
I dance...on occasion. I like rap.
I sing...to my own tune.
I write...to prove there are other sentient beings on this planet.
I win...every time.
I lose...to no one.
I never...want to exercise.
I listen...when I want to.
I can usually be found...sleeping on my pet's bed.
I am scared when...Diet Coke cans are opened in my presence.
I read...facial expressions very well.
I forget...all of the bad stuff eventually.
I just...licked my hoohahless hoohahs. I bet most human males out there are now jealous.
I am happy about...everything, everyday.
Also, a few categories that Bone added...
I only...moan when I have to get something done.
I need...a place to myself when this damn puppy arrives.
I wonder...if I will ever become famous from working on this blog and be interviewed by Matt Lauer on the Today show.
And one I'm adding just to show off...
I pounce...on mosquito hawks that decide to infiltrate my home.
14 comments:
Zeus, I am terrified of the v-e-t too. Do you pee on the v-e-t? I do. I pee on efurryone there. I pant and gasp for breath. it's the most terrifying place in the werld. - Miles
we think that you need to haf a serious talk with your pet about your own space when the puppy arrives. If the pet's bed is yours, then you should not haf to share it right away - she should let it still be yours until you are ready to share. What about Isis? how does she feel about the puppy?
Oh, and we don't think you is a whiner at all. Unlike Miles the Drama Queen - Sammy
Poor poor Zeus. Here haf some treats to make up fur it.
Purrrrrrrrrs,
Sanjee
THose are interesting facts about you , Zeus! Hold your head up and remember you are Top Cat!
That's a great meme, Zeus. It's fun to learn all about you. But PLEASE don't let your heart be broken for long. You are loved just as much as ever!
Your Pals,
Tom and Tama-Chan
We liked your meme and getting to know you better. Yes, vets are scary for most kitties...Teri knows cuz she works at an all cat vet hospital.
And a spot up high for you, away from that little BBD would be perfect, so you can be Alpha Cat!
Zeus, that was a fun meme to read! Can you teach us how to communicate with squirrels???
Zeus, thank you for visiting our blog. I'd be more than happy to brainstorm with you so you can show your human who is boss.
Strength in numbers!
Cinza
Zeus,
Thank you for coming to see us.We loved reading your meme, it is great getting to know other kitties. We are sorry to hear that you are heart broken right now, and hope that you feel better soon.
You are very funny, Zeus!
P.S. I'm an attention whore, too!
Zeus, you are a multi-faceted individual.
Zeus
YOU are just totally awesome!
Don't let some whimpy woofie take over your top spot, OK?
Purrs
Abby (if you need some help to woop some woofie bottom just come see me, I did that recently)
We don't know what mosquito hawks are, but if it moves, I pounce on it.
Flynn
pee-ess
Good luck with training the woofie. Make sure you tell him you're the boss. A few good whaps should help mend your heart.
Thanks for visiting!
You will always be welcome in my blog
Oh that was fun - no regrets on the follow yet. I am getting caught up on all things Zeus.
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