Listen up, Francesca and Sharkey!
Just because you have access to a slew of human pets that do your bidding does not make your blog more fantastic than mine. Sure, I'm reduced to a pet that knows nothing more than Microsoft Paint and has some mediocre skill cropping photos on Photobucket, but that doesn't mean that with your high-tech Java and beautiful layout that you're outdoing me.
In fact, you're indoing me.
I made that up right now. How you like that? Can you make up your own witty words whenever you feel like it? I don't think so.
Note to freaky Frenchies: If you're going to be wittier than me, you have to do better than using the word RUFF in a sentence, i.e. You're in the doghouse for giving us a RUFF time. I'm rolling my eyes so hard right now that I think my third eyelids have popped loose.
Come over here and find out how RUFF I can be, freaky Frenchies!
Sorry, french fries, but this is just not a novel concept. Consider yourselves on notice! I'm adding you to my Litter List!
Francesca and Sharkey: Tell your human pet, Martha, to stick to what she knows - baking cakes, decorating for the holidays, and wearing ultra-fab handknit ponchos by fellow inmates. You two had better give me fifty feet or it's an all out fabulously flailing fist-a-thon for fun's sake on freaky Frenchies.