Thursday, February 26, 2009

Twittering twit

I can't believe I've been backstabbed. Someone pull this knife out of my spine. Normally, I'd be crushed, but this time, I'm downright flabbergasted.

Yes, my friends: flabber and gasted.

So while I may not let my human pet blog about her daily happenings, she's found a way to communicate to the masses behind my back. I highly suggest you ignore her. No good can come of this.

In order to know what you're ignoring, make sure not to click HERE.

We don't need her getting any ideas about stealing my thunder. It's tempting, I know, but really...show some self-restraint and walk away. We're about to have a good ol' fashioned throw-down here. Someone better give me fitty feet...









P.S. After thinking about it, this isn't too bad. Now, I'll know where she is and what she's doing whenever she updates. Oh, I never need to leave the house again. Wait a minute. I never leave anyhow. Regardless...I totally kick ass.

11 comments:

The Meezers said...

whatever you do, keep her AWAY from the Cat Blogger Beans Social Club on facebook. it will take over her life and you will really haf to do bad things to her. we know first hand.

Angel said...

Oh No! I hopes she doesn't do what sone are doing. They combine their blogs cause it tis taking to much time to do several.

Cory said...

We won't let our mom sign up for anything else except for to help me with my blog (and to give my sisters and brothers equal time)...I may think about letting her post...just maybe, but really it's all about me...and it must be all about you.

Zeus said...

She already has four followers. If she outnumbers me, I'm peeing on her bed.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Well at least it's short little things Zeus. The Meezer's are correct, don't let her on facebook! That's the worst!

Zeus said...

No worries there.

Samantha and Mr. Tigger said...

Hello Zeus!! So nice to see you back!! There are so many things to keep our Beans busy that sometimes they forget about us!! And that is just plain wrong!!
Your FL furiends,

The Crew said...

Really Zeus, this is almost inexcusable. You must demand equal time. Your fans need you!!

castle diva said...

As long as this doesn't interfere with your blogging time, we say it's not such a bad thing because you can keep track of her. (Just don't let her know that you approve.)

Ms. P and Cinza

Pink Chihuahua Princess said...

Hey Zeus. Our Mommy is on Twitter too. She said she just started "following" your mom and she can follow our mom now too if she want. Hugs, the pink chihuahua princesses.

Zeus said...

Hrmm...

Not sure at all how I feel about this ever-increasing band of followers the human pet is picking up...