Tuesday, February 24, 2009

I came back for this?

Holy freakin' hell.

Could this comeback be any harder?

I'm blaming you, you three formerly subscribed, now unsubscribed readers. Didn't think a cat would notice the difference between 9 and 6? Yeah, I saw it. I may be a cat, but I'm not freakin' dyslexic. Were you only sticking around to read the archives? Were you too intimidated by my return to deal with new material? I hope you choke on my periods, quotations, and fabulously misdirected renderings done with Microsoft Paint.

No, really.

Could it?

Blogger tells you, "Excuse me, Zeus, but your template is so blaise. You need to upgrade! Click >>>HERE<<<"

Click.

Poof!

Pop!

Pizang!

Blogger tells you, "Oh, sorry to tell you, Zeus, but there goes your widget-thingie-majigs and your whatsits and your shenanigans. You can always find time to fix it though!"

Freakin' hell. Freakin' freakity freaked out to freakin' hell and back hell.

Oh well...

[A sound reminscient of hammering can be heard...]



Applications now being accepted. And for the love of all that's holy: Do something about this hairball puke green background.

21 comments:

Camie's Kitties said...

Welcome back Zeus (and Isis)! We've missed you. It sounds like you have been keeping busy.

Tavi, Cody, Camie and Miss Jade

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Oh man Zeus, we missed yoo so much our butts ached. We know there is someone dat is part of da cat blogosphere who does lovely blogger templates...but our butts hurt so much we can't remember who. Welcome back man, welcome back.

Black Cat said...

Hey, Welcome Back!!! You guys have been busy but don't go away again, k? :) xxx

snowforest said...

Great to meet u Zeus. You rock!

The Meezers said...

wow. we will help you Zeus - we now use backgrounds from The Cutest Blog on the Block. But if you need upgrade help and stuff we can help.

We missed your snarkiness so much

Simba said...

We had finally dropped you from Bloglines after about a year of silence and constant checking, so we are very glad the Meezers are spreading the news that you are back to blogging. We subscribed to your feed again!

We hope you are going to finish the flea story some time.

Welcome back to you and Isis and congrats to the Mom on finishing her Masters.

Cory said...

Nice to meet you...we heard about you and your disappearance! We are looking forward to getting to know you.

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

Zeus!!!!!!!!!! Buddy it is so funny, we were JUST wondering about you a few days ago. SOOOOO glad you're back!!! In the time you've been gone I now have to share a blog with the meezer-brats.

Chase

The Meezers said...

about the application process - will any artwork or writing samples be required? what about references? because really, we don't have resumes or anything because......well, we're cats and we're basically lazy butts who sponge off our humans. but we can volunteer one of said humans to do our work for us as long as you pay us in tem-tay-shuns so that they cannot confiscate our payment and spend it on something stupid like NON-tem-tay-shun food or stuff like that. we can how

Colin Brooks said...

Welcome back!!! I would offer you my help but I don't have the time right now. :( Sorry. I don't think this template is bad though. I quite like it!

The Crew said...

Hey Zeus & Isis, welcome back. It's good to hear from you again.

You won't believe how the cat blogosphere has grown, probably doubled in size, in you absence. No doubt you'll have lots of new friends stopping by.

HotMBC aka The Hotties said...

Welcome bak Zeus and Isis! We'd hire out our Mom to do your template, but she's already way behind with ours, sorry.

Riley & Tiki said...

Good to see you again, Zeus!

Tuck said...

Hi Zeus! Nice to meet you! I saw you mentioned over on the Meezers' blog and wanted to say hello!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

We can't help. We don't use blogger any more (for which we are thankful...)

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

ZEUS!!!!!!!
The Meezers told us you're back!
great to see you, man!

Pink Chihuahua Princess said...

Yay I'm so glad you're back! The girls and I checked your blog last week and we were so sad you hadn't posted.

Fat Eric said...

ZEUS!!! You're BACK!!! That is furry cool. You are still right up there on the Gorgeous Gingers website but you won't believe how many Gorgeous Gingers we have now since the last time you were around!

I am still floofy and ginger but am being persecuted by a pest called Marmite.

Have you tried asking the lovely people at Zoolatry, they do very cool artwork.

PS My mum has a video camera now so there are videos of me in action on my blog!

Purrs from your friend Fat Eric

castle diva said...

Nice to meet you Zeus. We heard about you on the Meezers' blog and wanted to drop by and say hello.

Ms. P and Cinza

Furkidsmom said...

Nice to meet you!

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Cliff and Olivia said...

Hi Zeus

We read about you on the Meezer Tails blog. We look forward to hearing more about you.