We are just stopping by to wish you well and say HI! Oh, we has a question: Does Phil Keogan from The Amazing Zeus still have a "thing" for your human pet?
Sammy and Miles Meezer
Dear Sammy and Miles,
I long suspected there was some tension between my good friend, Phil, and my human pet. After all: Every time the human pet saw Phil, she became a totally different person, passing out more often than not. One could not help but notice the way her eyes shimmered or how her cheeks became flush when she heard his knock on the door.
Though there may have been sparks in the beginning, they did not last. Shortly after The Amazing Zeus (see my Links' heading for all of the stories!) was canceled, Phil broke contact with me, and as a result, with my human pet as well. She was devastated! He never called. He never wrote. She had hoped that he would invite her to come along with him on The Amazing Race: All-Stars, but that was nothing more than a pipe dream.
I would be lying if I said I was not hurt by the fact that my human pet was abandoned. However, I know Phil is a busy man with many demands placed upon him, and I am sure he had not meant to intentionally break my pet's heart. It's just sad, though, to see her reduced to such a sniffling, weeping, moaning mess.
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