Zeus: Pick up the PHONE!
Zeus: Godammit, why are you not picking up the PHONE!
Zeus: [Sobbing becomes evident] I can't do this damn Blogathon without you! Pick - up - the - PHONE!
Zeus: I LOVE YOU! Talk to Meee!
Isis: [Tired and groggy] He-, hello?
Zeus: Oh. My. GAWD.
Isis: Zeus? Is this you?
Zeus: I just...drunk dialed...my sister.
Isis: Wow. You're so never living this one down.
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