Thirteen Things Isis or I Have Destroyed in The House*:
1. The loveseat
2. The couch, a.k.a. my throne
3. Perfectly good bras (love those cups!)
4. Box spring mattresses
5. Baseboards
6. Windowsills
7. Brand new bed linens
8. Carpet
9. Garage shelving
10. Dining room chairs
11. The Internet connection
12. Scrapbook supplies
13. The human pet's homework
*If you were to ask me the truth of such things in person, I will deny it adamantly.
24 comments:
el destructo lives!!!
Destroying the Internet connection? That mega-bytes, dude.
Also in an unrelated manner and for reasons I'd rather not explore, I've been contemplating cats today.
You destroyed your Mom's bras and NOT any other beans' bras, I hope. That must haf made your Mom hop quite a bit!
~Bombay
Wow. You've destroyed way more stuff than I have. I'll have to get working!
Wow, Zeus I had no idea you were so destructive! According to the list, you've destroyed more stuff than my destructo-pup Stella.
WOW that is quite a list, lol.
Wow, Zeus, you've managed to destroy a lot of things! I don't think I've managed to destroy anything yet, but I'm still young.
Oh Zues, well done! No electrical shocks when biting into the internet, I hope. Watch out for those loose wires. But Zues, at some point you might have to change your ways or you will find yourself out of a home when there's nothing left to destroy. Nah!!
Ahhh, that sounds like our house! Good thing for us Mom loves us more than she loves material things.
I'm proud of you both.
George
Your list is absolutely inspiring! We're taking notes.
Love,
Tazo & Earl Grey
Wow Zeus! Bras? They "hold" no interest for me! Ah Ha Ha!
Bras???
My Chanterelle destroyed my favorite t-shirt at the vet the other day. I'm heartbroken.
Happy TT!
Poor Zeus, you're just misunderstood!
ONLY 13?
I'll see your 13 and raise you door jambs, the back of the entertainment center, AND the closet door.
All in a day's work, baby!
Wow, yu and Isis haff reely bin bizzy. I gess I shoodn't feel too bad abowt the okazhunul box I put the bitey on. Zeus, I are tagging yu for the Seven Random Facts meme. Come and reed the rools at Pumpkin's World.
That's quite a list Zeus. You and Isis are certainly a destructive force. I'd best not show this to my cat who has only ruined my leather couch by marking it with his claws the day after it arrived. You can safely assume he was more impressed with his handiwork than I was.
That's lots of things you destroyed. I hope you had lots of fun - as long as you didn't get in trouble. We have lots to go till we get even close to your list.
Zeus, can you tell what the allure- the siren call, if you will- of the box springs is? My kitten has torn all of ours to shreds.
Hmmmm...I better not let OC read this post!
ha ha ha ha excellent work my friend!
Hmm, I certainly hope yoor mom wuzent waring doze bras when yoo destroyed 'em. Yes, it's a good thing they love us more than their possesions....
Meezers: WORD!
RJ: As in, when my fat ass walks behind the computer, I have a tendency to knock the cord out of the tower. Yes, it most certainly mega-bytes!
5-cat: If she leaves them on the floor, I like to sink my claws into the cups and drag them around the house with me. What can I say: I have a fetish!
Cheysuli: Yes! Get to it NOW!
l^2: Destruction is a fine art. ;)
Crystal: Why, thank you!
Dragonheart: I will teach you the way, young grasshopper.
Gatekeeper: Considering I've only seen the inside of The House for six years, I think I'm safe; however, I could be wrong!
Crew: *blush* I feel all warm and fuzzy now. Thank you for acknowledging my accomplishments!
Furry kids: Ha! I never thought I'd inspire anyone!
Parker: Ermm...apparently, after I rip `em, they don't hold much of anything. ;)
Susan: I'm sorry for the loss of your beloved t-shirt. Here's hoping the next one serves you well!
Nola: It's merely the curse of my life. Tis nothing more.
Kukka: Ha! I didn't even think of those! You're right, though: There's never enough to sink your claws into!
Bebe and Aloysius: Thank you for tagging me! I'll gladly get to the meme tomorrow sometime.
Bob-kat: Oh...did I mention the loveseat and the couch were both REAL black leather? Did I neglect that little gem? Needless to say, both are slipcovered now so the human pet can have guests over now.
Beau Beau and Angie: What's "trouble"?
Mert: The allure is quite simple, my friend - it's THERE. Enough said.
Tigerprrr: Yes, this list is not suitable for reproduction!
Yao-lin: Thank you! Thank you!
Zippy, Sadie, Speedy: Har! I don't think I would be alive today if I managed to do that!
No one can blame you for the bra situation. If she didn't have cans that allowed your entire body to be engulfed in each cup, you probably wouldn't have the interest you do!
Well, maybe not. You ARE male, after all. Hoo-haectomy or not.
How did you destroy them? And what is it with cat's and bras?
I answer your question in Wednesday's post. :)
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