Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Dwarves and cats do not mix

Dear Sir Kinafe Kilseeker (if that is your real name!),

I am writing to inform you that I do not appreciate you renaming monsters to Zeus on your little game of Evercrack. I also do not think it's appropriate to make fun of my claws, my fur, or my tail. I do not appreciate being referred to as a "scumbucket" or a "nasty cat". I also do not like being called any handful of expletives that are in your limited vocabulary.

If you were to try to deny that you have done any of these things, I offer up to you exhibit A:


While I understand that you are a good friend of my human pet, it does not give you the liberty to make fun of me. After all, I own her, and she answers to me. If you do not cease in your profane and debase actions against me, I will be forced to shred the DSL cable and knock out the modem. Don't make me get ugly. You will not like it.


22 comments:

Parker said...

You tell 'em Zeus!

The Meezers or Billy said...

well, that's just wrong. time to poop on a pillow

The Crew said...

Just who does that guy think he is?? He has no right to use your name in a derogatory manner. You are completely justified in any course of action you decide upon!

George

Anonymous said...

That is just wrong. Time to sabatoge that little dwarf.

Anonymous said...

Dear Zeus,

I have petitioned to have Sony rename that cat from Nightbane to well you know the name. If they do that then your name will be MUD. Stay tuned to find out if:

1) Nightbane is renamed to Zeus

2) If Zeus has to write a new post to eat his words (or lick his wounds)

BTW my name is Mike. Stupid cat Kinafe is just my Real name.

Mike

Anonymous said...

wow, my lder just got pwned haha at Kinafe !

Anonymous said...

How dare he you should definitly take action.

HRH Yao-Lin said...

oh, your letter is wholly justified. That is simply criminal!

The Meezers or Billy said...

you should trademark your name Zeus!!

Anonymous said...

Zeus, hit kinafe with everything you got! The gall of some beans! Reminder your pet she could, (and should) find a better class of friends; preferably someone who likes kitties!

Dee

Kukka-Maria said...

Clearly an Evercrack Intervention is needed.

I can help facilitate. Plus, when she's in rehab, you have free-reign over the house.

Win-win.

Mr. Hendrix said...

I agree with the Meezers, pillow pooping is in order.
His name is Mike but his Real Name is Kinafe??? Yeah, my name is Hendrix but my Real Name is "kiss my" HENDRIX DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT! oops sorry mommy

Bobkat said...

I can see you are full of righteous indignation Zeus! And rightfully so!

Karen Jo said...

What Kinafe is doing is just so wrong and petty. I am amazed that someone can have so little going on in his life that he has to get his jollies in this manner.

Donny and Marie and Casey said...

I'm sorry that someone has made much fun of you, I agree, you should fight back. Can I offer you some help? Don't be fooled by my being cute and tiny...I am ferocious!! This is why I am called the Defender. I will defend your good name!!

PS. Congrats on the kitty limerick about you...that's how I found out you are a famous cat blogger!!

The Meezers or Billy said...

Zeus, is you all ok?

Just Ducky said...

Are you off on vacation, taking a break? We miss you.

The Meezers or Billy said...

::sigh:: come back Zeus - we miss you!!

The Meezers or Billy said...

Zeus? Isis? Human Pet? Is anybody there? is you all ok? we is werried!

PrincessMia said...

Zeus, it's been so long since you've posted.

Please post soon.

love and purrs,
Mia

The Meezers or Billy said...

we miss you!!

Kimo and Sabi said...

Ya - what Parker said!