When you opened it up, the message inside read, "They know who you are, and that's why they're praying for you."
Isn't that sweet? Le Bones hired a group of nuns in the land of New Hampshire to pray for me! So precious...
But that wasn't all.
She apparently thought I had an odor problem as well. I guess I must stank pretty fierce for one to notice all the way in the land of New Hampshire; however, I don't know where to put this new item. You see, she sent me a Cat Butt Air Freshner.
Does this mean I hang it on my tail and drag it around the house?
Do I put it over the litter box?
Do I hang it in my human pet's closet to stomp out the fragrance in there?
Where do you think I should put it?