Monday, March 26, 2007

Le Bones sends inspiration!

I don't know about you, but I love getting gifts! On Saturday, I helped the human pet open the mail, and lo' and behold, there was a beautiful card from Le Bones. On the cover of the card, it had a group of nuns, all smiling for the camera with the words, "They know who you are..."

When you opened it up, the message inside read, "They know who you are, and that's why they're praying for you."

Isn't that sweet? Le Bones hired a group of nuns in the land of New Hampshire to pray for me! So precious...

But that wasn't all.

She apparently thought I had an odor problem as well. I guess I must stank pretty fierce for one to notice all the way in the land of New Hampshire; however, I don't know where to put this new item. You see, she sent me a Cat Butt Air Freshner.

Does this mean I hang it on my tail and drag it around the house?

Do I put it over the litter box?

Do I hang it in my human pet's closet to stomp out the fragrance in there?

Where do you think I should put it?

17 comments:

Carmen said...

You should definitely have your human hang it from her rear view mirror!

Parker said...

That was a very nice gift! I think my butt smells great! But have your human put it in the car. You don't need it hanging off of your tail!

Cheysuli said...

We're thinking somewhere your human cat smell it regularly. She is the one that's really for. This way she won't miss you quite as much.

The Meezers said...

we likes the idea of hanging it on your tail and dragging it around the house. there's prolly more pet stank than Zeus stank (beans smell werse than we does) so you could do efurryone a favor by dragging it around the house and making it smell like cat butt.

Oh, wait, it says it smells like flowers! well, that still might help.

Miles

=^..^= said...

I fink your beans shud hang it any place high and let you and Isis use it fur a new playfing. Why waste a good toy?

~Bombay

Hot(M)BC said...

We finks yoo should hang it ofur the human litterbox to kill the nasty smells the humans make.

Mert said...

Oh my gosh, that's hysterical! Love it! I know my kitten's butt is a "good place for a stick up".

caspersmom said...

Love all these comments. So good. Hanging it in the car would probably get a lot of attention, especially in a parking lot. Mom would say by the kitty litter box, but doggone sometimes I think the human litter box stinks more than ours. Dragging it through the house is a good idea too. Zeus, I think you will come up with a very good idea on your own.

Casper

George, Tipper, Max & Misty said...

Well! This is even more blatant feline discrimination than the odor removing
Candle
I talked about recently. I suggest you demand it be hung next to the human litterbox.

Valderbar said...

Over my litterbox. It sure needs some olfactory perk.

Good to see you Zeus.

Dachsies Rule said...

Cat's butts smell like flowers? We didn't know that! The cats around here don't let us get close enough to smell their butts. But(t) (tee hee) you don't need it where flowery cat's butts already are so she should hang it somewhere else ... the car is a great idea!

Roxie, Sammy & Andy

yao-lin said...

If you are anything like my baby brother, you should solder it to your tail with superglue and ensure you replace it regularly. MOL

j/k :-)

DK & The Fluffies said...

On Isis?

-Lando Bun

kailani said...

That would be hilarious if you walked around the house with it hanging from your tail. The things people come up with!

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

Did you see the Cat Pee Wine over at Magoo & Dolce's blog!?!

PrincessMia said...

bwahahahaha!

Kukka-Maria said...

That goes with our Cat Butt Coasters!

Our Cat Butt things imply we have sweaty glasses, not stinky asses! ;)