Friday, January 12, 2007

Kiss, kiss

Dear human pet,

I'm sorry. You should have known better than to leave your Special Dark Raspberry Hershey's Kisses in the candy dish on the coffee table. I know you were greatly upset by the fact that I had personally taken each and every little one out of the dish and thrown them around the room, under the couch, into the television, and through the fireplace screen.

Keep in mind, though, you can only really be mad at yourself. I'm not the one who put the dish there. I'm not the one who tempted my cat with the irresistable white, dainty flags wrapped in shiny, red paper. I'm not the one who decided at nine o'clock to go to bed and leave said succubi out on the table overnight.

I hope you have learned your lesson. Next time, please purchase Hershey's Miniatures as they make terrific hockey pucks on the kitchen floor.

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

BRAVO, ZEUS! Brach employs this technique to bobby-pins and barettes my Agent leaves on the coffee table.

She has to buy new ones about every two months because she can never find them.

Clean under the couch once in awhile and maybe you'll save some money, woman!

George, Tipper, Max & Misty said...

Oh yes, I love to play with the silver wrappers and little flags. Mom had some last night and I kept trying to get at them!

Your friend
Misty E

Cheysuli said...

I've even done this will books... Anything that can be kicked off is a fun.

tiggerprr said...

LOL sounds like you had a great time! :)

Anonymous said...

Yes Zeus, it is completely her fault! I mean, the Lap Lady left a pin cushion out once and I plucked every single pin out and dropped them on the floor. Not MY fault! She was putting me in harms way.

Kaze

Anonymous said...

I have found that almost everything can be a toy if you put yer mind to it!

Eric and Flynn said...

Fings left laying around are fair game furr us poodins to play wiv, an if thay don't want it played wiv, thay should put it away!!

Derby said...

Any thing left in the open is fair game for us to play with. Way to go Zeus.

Pink Chihuahua Princess said...

One time I (Belicia) ate a cupcake wrapper. You should have eaten the wrappers off the kisses!

Anonymous said...

beans will nefer learn. we cats always put ars stuff up whens we is thru wif it. just cuz they donts like ars stuff in thair shoes, the sink, unner the covers and on the eatin table its not ars fault. kimiko & yuki

Anonymous said...

Was there ever any question as to whose fault it was? We think not! Humans are so careless sometimes and then want to blame us.

Roxie, Sammy & Andy

Lux said...

Don't humans *think? For heaven's sake!

Did you have fun, though? 'Nuff said.

Anonymous said...

Well done Zeus! I can't think of a -better- thing to do with those! I am proud of you for taking care of the entire bowlful!

Anonymous said...

Lol...Zeus your posts always make mommy laugh and smile.

Karen Jo said...

It looks like your Mom forgot about Kitty Rule #1: Anything I can get my paws on is a toy. I hope you had lots and lots of fun with those candies.

Anonymous said...

Honestly Zeus, what did she expect? You were only doing what a kitty has to do.

(Although, if they were as food-crazed as me, a kitty would eat the chocolates rather than play with them - I am never allowed to eat chocolate because it is bad for cats but mum has to hide it from me because I keep trying!)

Anonymous said...

Zeus, we wanted to thank you for your kind words about Georgia. We know that in the last six months or so that it has gotten hard to visit efurry one we want to visit as often as we want to visit! There are so many new kids.

Wow! I just saw a photo of Tiggerprr...

Anonymous said...

Excellent decorating effort! I applaud your ingenuity.

Lucky Charmz empties the pencil cup and rolls the darn things under efurrything so that when Mom needs a pencil, there's never one around! Genius!

DMM

Anonymous said...

Hi Zeus. I see you're in trouble then?
Those sort of things reallya re too delicious to be used as toys y'know!

Thanks to you and your mom for the lovely comment on my blog!

Anonymous said...

you Cheeky lil thing Zeus

Kimo & Sabi said...

You have to do what Kimo does - tuck them into the toe of a shoe...then come back for them later!

Anonymous said...

What did she get so mad for, all you were doing were playing with them. At least you didn't eat any. Probably wouldn't taste as good as temptations anyhow. You sure had a lot of fun huh??

Casper

Anonymous said...

LOL Zeus! That sounds like something my twins would do! But still, your agent shouldnt be mad at you !!

Patches & Mittens said...

Way to go Zeus! And you were smart enough not to eat them, cuz chocolate and kitties are a bad mix, or so I am told.

Patches