Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Housekeeping issues

While I wait for Ms. Winfrey to return my letter, I thought I would take a moment to address a few housekeeping issues:

1. You may have noticed that I have not been a good commentator as of late. I offer my sincerest apologies, but you must understand that it is not my fault. The human pet has been doing research on the computer nearly every night as she is preparing her proposal for her thesis. I really need to buckle down more on her selfish, it's-all-me attitude.

1a. However, Kukka-Maria demands that if I comment on no other blog for the day, I must comment on her's. Her rationale for such a request: "Enough about me. What do you think about me?"

2. There's no access pass needed to access the accessibility of this highly accessible blog. It's still all good.

3. Unfortunately, there won't be any cute, adorable, and precious babies on the site. Because she's too busy working on educational research, the human pet has no baby-making time.

3a. This just in: I have just been informed that it's because the human pet is not married that there is no baby-making happening.

4. There are still no teeny-tiny castles in The House. Though I try to discover new, exotic lands within my territory, I have found nothing.

If there are any other issues we need to discuss, feel free to e-mail me so I can hash those out as well. I am always open to your feedback and constructive criticism.


The Meezers said...

that's ok that there's no blurpy fings in your house - they are loud and messy sometimes, and sometimes they grabs your furs by aksident and it hurts.
we has a teeny tiny castle in our house, but it's in a glass bubble wif water and some sparkly stuff, and it plays a song. we should 'vestigate more to see if it has it's own secret werld.

Kukka-Maria said...

Damn straight on the commenting, Zeus! With this statement, you have demonstrated your Kukka Konversion is komplete.

Ugh with the K's!

To maintain your prominent spot (aren't they all prominent spots, though?) in my Tomcat Stable, I expect devotion--genuine and distributed often.

So sayeth the Kukka-Maria.

Rascal said...

Just as long as everything is okay with you Zeus. That's what really matters.

Gemini said...

We just likes to know you are okay Zeus. Your Momma must be furry smart. We don't have any blurpy things here either. I'm not sure I would like that.

Renee said...

Glad that you enjoyed the vacation report...I try to be thorough. And glad to be back...the paperwork pilles up.

Allow the human pet some slack Zeus. She needs this stuff to keep you in the accomidations you are accustome to. ;)

Mama Duck said...

I'm sure your mommy is SUPER busy with all that!! I've been mostly work and not enough play of late as well. I'm always lurking around tho ;).

George, Tipper, Max & Misty said...

Zeus!! It's just been revealed on KM's blog that you "may be" the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby. Can we expect a "tell all" book to hit the best seller list soon? We're surprised Kukka let you stray from her stable long enough to dally with another female.

Beau Beau & Angie said...

Oh Zeus you are so introspective. Yur mind is so full it is awe-inspiring to us. You must get it from yur Mom who is werkin' so hard on her thesis. She am one furry intell-e-gent purson. Give her headbutts from us acoz we knows how hard it is to get frew all that thesis stuff.

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

we haf tiny castles! lots an lots of 'em!! the Lady an the Allergic Girl are nuts 'bout that stuff. we effun has tiny dragons

Carmen said...

So what is the human pet writing a thesis on? Maybe you could help her write it, giving her more time off the computer. :)

I know, as a single gal myself, it'd be nice to have some baby-making time, as long as there were no babies as a result. ;)