While I wait for Ms. Winfrey to return my letter, I thought I would take a moment to address a few housekeeping issues:
1. You may have noticed that I have not been a good commentator as of late. I offer my sincerest apologies, but you must understand that it is not my fault. The human pet has been doing research on the computer nearly every night as she is preparing her proposal for her thesis. I really need to buckle down more on her selfish, it's-all-me attitude.
1a. However, Kukka-Maria demands that if I comment on no other blog for the day, I must comment on her's. Her rationale for such a request: "Enough about me. What do you think about me?"
2. There's no access pass needed to access the accessibility of this highly accessible blog. It's still all good.
3. Unfortunately, there won't be any cute, adorable, and precious babies on the site. Because she's too busy working on educational research, the human pet has no baby-making time.
3a. This just in: I have just been informed that it's because the human pet is not married that there is no baby-making happening.
4. There are still no teeny-tiny castles in The House. Though I try to discover new, exotic lands within my territory, I have found nothing.
If there are any other issues we need to discuss, feel free to e-mail me so I can hash those out as well. I am always open to your feedback and constructive criticism.