Pssst! Psssssssssssssst! Psssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssst!
Yeah, you! The one reading this! Listen up as I don't have much time.
The mama is sick. Yes, it's true. I know you don't believe me, but it's true!
She has been coughing, sneezing, and running a fever. If you were to ask me, I'd say her skin looks a little dull, and her cheeks look swollen.
What's worse is, she doesn't stay home to get any rest! What is wrong with her? Is this some sort of work-related disease? She looks like crap, but she goes to work?! That's crazy!
Someone please help me help the mama. I can't take any more of this insanity.
I need to run before the fatty sees me on the computer.