Yeah, you! The one reading this! Listen up as I don't have much time.
The mama is sick. Yes, it's true. I know you don't believe me, but it's true!
She has been coughing, sneezing, and running a fever. If you were to ask me, I'd say her skin looks a little dull, and her cheeks look swollen.
What's worse is, she doesn't stay home to get any rest! What is wrong with her? Is this some sort of work-related disease? She looks like crap, but she goes to work?! That's crazy!
Someone please help me help the mama. I can't take any more of this insanity.
I need to run before the fatty sees me on the computer.
27 comments:
ok Isis, what you need to do is block the door, get a running start, jump really hard on her and knock her ofurr, then lay there and purr on her till she's all better.
Ah, Isis, all humans do this, it is called the "need-money-itis". Tell your mommy to go to the doctor and get antibiotics so she can feel better soon - we've been sick a month now and finally got to the doctor yesterday - all sorts of medicine that will hopefully kill this nasty thing once and for all.
Zeus & Isis
I am sorry to hear that your human pet is feelin Like a kitty wif a hairball...time to make her feel better. Give her lots of soothing purrs and make her take her human pet med-die-ka-shuns!
Feel better soon Miss Marina!
~ABBY
Isis, it's an epidemic I tell you. People who are sick should stay home. :) Tell your momma that the world will not come to an end if she rests for a day. Humans forget that sometimes. ;) If all else fails, rub her legs and trip her on her way out the door. ha ha.
(feel better human pet)
Hi Is-Is
Poor momma. Ours has been feeling kinda funny the last day or so and thinks shes coming down with something. Does your moms joints hurt?
We hope she isn't too sick to feed you guys.
Why are you calling your sick mother "The Fatty?"
Pretty rude, Isis. Pretty rude.
It is rude to call her fatty, particularly when she is sick. If she goes to work and is sick, she might not want to eat and then you can't call her the fatty any more can you? you ought to be nice to her and purr for her so that she rests (and then she'll give you more attention.
Zeus
the "poor tormented and scared kitty" - and snuggles, treats and nip,We hope your human feels better,Woof-woof
Lot's of Lick's
Sam
Hello Zeus Mommy please read my mommy's blog entry for today.Zeus sweetie I hope this helps.
Yeah, this has happened to my human pets a lot. Something about needing to be on a death bed in order to stay home from work. Human pets are so dumb. You could try hacking up some hairballs all around then maybe she would be late for work and just stay home instead.
Isis, I knew right away you meant your bro. Tell your mom that she needs to stay home so you can take care of her! Healing is just one of our talents!
Oh, I'm sorry! My mom got REALLY sick on Sunday and has just started feeling better today. She said something about food poisoning. Why on earth would humans eat poisoned food? They are really not very smart!
Get well soon, Zeus and Isis's mum. My mum was sick the other week and it is not fun. Tell her she will get well much faster if she gives herself a day off work.
Well, the (ahem)heaviest of you two should sit on her so that she is pinned down and has to stay put until she's better.
Maybe one of you two kitties isn't letting her get enough sleep. Who's hogging the bed?
Oh no, Human Pet is sick! Tell her to stay home and get some rest!
Hey sit on her head in the morning and she may stay in bed-ya never know!
I hope she gets better soon. Get some chicken soup!
Not good when the mom is sick. Healing kittie vibes to the mom. Plus mom's are that way, press on regardless.
We're also sending Good get-better vibes to your human. After all, she needs to be at her best to take care of you.
Zeus you have to help Isis to get your Mom down in bed so she can get well. Don't know about these humans. When I don't feel well, I sleep until I do, Isn't that right??
Casper
ohhhh too bad to hear that!
i don't really know what you can do isis, but i hope she gets well soon!!!
Hi Zeus and Isis! I have missed you guys both very much. Just to let you know, the rumors are true. ALL humans do this! We like to pretend we are not sick and continue on our day to day, but eventually it catches up to us, and then we are miserable and grumpy! Hopefully your human takes a rest before it gets that far, otherwise, watch out!
BTW I changed my site for howtheyremindme. It is now onmymoon.blogspot.com Thank you for checking in on me, and I hope you both come to visit my new place! Good luck with your human!!!
Isis and Zeus,
Hope your mama feels better soon. I think there are a lot of bugs going around as I have just been ill too. My cat, Bob always sits on me and purrs when I am ill. Apparently this makes me better :0)
There's nothing you can do Isis.
Once a human pet is infected with the work-virus, hardly anything can stop them...just give your pet some love and all will be better :)
is your momma feeing any better?
Oh, Isis, I know you will take good care of your Lady Pet. Send her my special healing kitty purrs. I hope she gets to feeling better soon.
hi zeus 'n isis,
hope ur mommie gits well real fast.
mine mommie haf a si-nus fec-tion, hers vet sez it is tha air. maybe tha air be makin ur mommie be sick?
u all takes good care of her, so she feel good and kin fix u treats and plays wif u.
KC
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