Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Thursday Thirteen Edition #8


Thirteen Things To Do With Your Sick Human Pet


1. Rip apart her used tissues as she lays them in the basket next to the loveseat.
2. Lick at her face while the feverish sweat comes down her cheeks.
3. Listen to her ramblings concerning how hot Matthew Fox is while Season 2 of Lost plays throughout the day.
4. Listen to her ramblings concerning how hot Josh Holloway is while Season 2 of Lost plays throughout the day.
5. Continuously remind her she has a fever, and that she can never have Matthew Fox or Josh Hollway because they're stuck on some island in the middle of nowhere that is controlled by disturbed psychologists.
6. Convince her that she need not bother trying to come up with elaborate theories concerning the events and happenings of Lost since it's a television show.
7. Encourage her to shower so she doesn't stink up the living room.
8. Count how many cups of tea she has.
9. Lap up the remaining tea in the cups she leaves behind so none of it goes to waste.
10. Sit on her stomach and watch her squirm.
11. Headbutt her fifteen times in a row so she feeds you.
12. Cover your ears with your paws when the sonic booming of her sneezes erupts.
13. Purr and snuggle with her so she knows that even though she's sick, she's still beautiful to you.

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52 comments:

Knitting Maniac said...

hope your human feels better soon! You are a good cat to take such good care of your human.

Raggedy said...

I hope your human feels better soon!
Good list.
Mine is up too

MysteriousLady said...

Alot of us have been sick this week, and we don't even live in the same states. That's kina scarey.

Well hope we all feel better soon! Happy TT!

amy said...

Loved your TT! My husband needs to read this as he has been making me watch season 1 this month and those guys are hot!!!

ke said...

Hope you are feeling better soon. My doggies always try to help me when I'm sick! :) Happy TT!

Janene said...

You sound a lot like my hubby and baby boy...they were both "under the weather" today.

Here's to hoping tomorrow is better for all!

Happy Thursday!

laura said...

your human is so lucky to have you. get well wishes!
my tt is up.

kailani said...

I'd stay away from her if I were you. You don't want to catch human cooties!

Nathalitanis said...

I love #11!
Wish your human all the best, I hope she gets better soon!

The Meezers said...

Zeus - you big mush pot kitty - you love your human pet and fink she's beautiful, no matter what. you're a wonderful little kitty - Meezers Mom

Mama Duck said...

LOL sounds like my house!! Hope she feels better soon, with your loving care how could she not?! Ours is up - 13 things I'm doing once we recover from this sickness!!

Carmen said...

zeus and isis, take care of your human pet. And stop head-butting her. :)

And tell her that she can have matthew fox, I want the bad boy. :) And to get better because the new season starts soon!

DEBRA said...

Zeus

I hope that your human pet feels better REAL soon!
ABBY

Darla said...

Awwww... you're so good to your human, Zeus! Hope she's better soon.

Nobody here better get sick yet, because I just ordered the Lost season 2 DVDs ($37.79 from Barnes & Noble, with free shipping!) and it'll take them a week or so to get here. :)

Candy Minx said...

Tell your human I love Lost too...such an amazing scary sexy tv show!!!

My TT is up

http://gnosticminx.blogspot.com/2006/09/thirteen-things-i-can-do-to-save-world_14.html

Cheysuli said...

Excellent list Zeus. You've forgotten that you need to sit on her and then not move when she wants to run to the bathroom. That can be fun.

Kukka-Maria said...

Snot, fevered brows and sonic boom sneezes...and she is still beautiful?

Love is truly blind!

[Which, of course, I bank on, since I have that floppy belly of my own, yet a full tomcat stable.]

Cecilia said...

I hope your bean feels better soon. Sounds like you are doing everything you can to make her life as easy as possible.

JM Snyder said...

At the moment, my cats are happier shredding my UNUSED tissues that pop up out of the box one at a time ... great fun, blowing your nose into a handful of torn Kleenex is NOT fun!

Great list :) Hope you're feeling better soon (and me too)!

Renee said...

Help her to get better soon and to not spread her germs by shredding those tissues.

Nancy said...

There are a lot of sickies going around now.

Hope you are feeling better now.

Aloysius said...

Zeus, I'm sure your human appreciates your efforts to cheer her up--even the head butts! And you even wash the dishes! Such a thoughtful cat.

Cat. said...

Wow, with nursing care like that, you're human will feel better lickety-split!

N. Mallory said...

My Pug thinks I'm barking at him when I cough and barks back at me.

Or he runs up and tries to kiss me in mid-cough. I'm sure he's trying to help somehow. Maybe he's trying to see the frog in there?

This was a cute TT. I hope you feel better.

Mine is up too.

K T Cat said...

I'm sorry to hear about you being sick. I'm glad Zeus is there to take care of you. It sounds like you're in good paws.

Caylynn said...

Zeus, sorry to hear your human has been sick. I hope she feels better soon.

diane said...

Thanks for stopping by my blog, Zeus. You're the cutest!

Fat Eric said...

My mum likes LOST too. Here in the UK they are just showing the last few episodes of season 2, they probably won't start showing season 3 till after Xmas so you are lucky.
Poor Zeus's mum. But it sounds like Zeus and Isis are both (in their own special ways) trying their best to help. Purring and headbutts always make humans feel better.

Jersey Girl said...

head butts...LOL..
I hope you feel better soon...well, your human pet.

katie said...

Hope that you feel better soon! You should try airborne - Speaking from experience it really helps.

Colleen Gleason said...

Oh, I'm sorry, but you're wrong about No. 4.

Matthew Fox isn't on that island anymore; he's holed up in the clutches of a crazy woman novelist in Michigan.

Thanks for stopping by the blog!

Miss Britt said...

An interesting perspective ;-)

Tug said...

FUNNY. Out of the mouths of......kitties??

Thanks for visiting...I may just use your advice this weekend!

Dane Bramage said...

I think it is amazing that you are so lenient with your human. Lesser cats would have torture their human until they got over being sick and got back to worshipping them.

Thanks for stopping by my blog and leaving a comment. It looks like you came over from the T13 hub which for some reason links to my T13 #2 list. My T13 # 11 is up. It is The Daydream Edition! Check it out if you get a chance.

Vicky said...

At least you are trying to take care of your human and not adding to her workload by peeing on the carpet or puking at the bottom of the stair!! Good kitty!

Buttercup said...

That's a cool list. I can't believe you like Jack over Sayid though. Come on!

BecK said...

Oh poor humans they just can't handle sickness well...
Thanks for stopping by my TT Zeus, and to let you know I have 2 cats also and they stop me from working too! Just a moment ago I had to push a cat off the keyboard so I could get back to work!

Nice list, now go help you human feel better!

DivaP said...

Sending get well vibes and virtual chicken soup to your human pet! Hope she's feeling better soon.

Jenny Ryan said...

11. Headbutt her fifteen times in a row so she feeds you.

Yes, what is up with that?! Hello, can't you see that WE ARE SICK?!

Thanks for visiting me today :)

Paxil Princess said...

Awww...what a sweet list. I loved #1...how cute is that?
Hope you are feeling better really soon & thanks for stopping by my T13!

Goofy Girl said...

Hahha that's a very cute list!!

Virginia (Jenny) said...

I know. A lot of people are sick! I am being treated for another kidney infection. It's a weird season.

Colleen Gleason said...

Hey Zeus...when you get a chance, pop back over to my blog and see the video trailer I had made about my book. I think it's pretty cool!

Tinker said...

very funny! train that human right!

Geekwif said...

That sounds about right - just what my cats would do to me when I'm sick. I especially like #13 though. It's what makes us love you little guys so much.

Blond Girl said...

Lovely list. I hope your human is getting better. Keep giving her tea...

Kitty Cats Corner said...

*giggle* #7 made us laugh, but aint it the truth!

SHeeeeesz did you ever wonder what they'd do wifout us to tell them what to do?!

Purrs - Your furrends @ The Kitty Cat's Corner

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Kimo & Sabi said...

Hey Zeus - thanks for visiting us on our GOTCHA DAY!

Brony said...

Happy TT!
Hope you feel better soon. Wish my cat could blog like you.

Karen Jo said...

That's a really good list, Zeus. I hope you Mom feels better very soon.

Janet said...

awwww that's so cute! I hope you human feels better soon and is back up to catering to your every demand!

Deb said...

Had to chuckle at this because one of my cats just got me up out of bed this morning - long before I was ready I might add.. ;~)

Hope you're feeling better today! Thanks for visiting my Feast on Friday.