Dear frosty Isis,
I am writing on behalf of my lovestruck kitty cat, Lim, who uses me to type up a political limerick blog and just to let you know--I have mentioned you, and Lim's hopeless crush on you, in a recent post.
Please don't mind--I don't think Lim expects a even a mere meow from you (he read your profile), and I believe no harm may be done by this adulation.
Keep up the blogging, Isis, say Hi to Zeus....and know that you have a devoted fan in Lim!
Jude Cowell (typist for Lim)
What is it with these secret admirers?! The last secret admirer I had turned out to be nothing more than a huge horrruuurggghh....excuse me....horrruuurggghh....ahem....hoax.
I hate when I get typist hairballs.
Look, Lim, I've said it once, and I'll say it again:
You must provide proof that you have been vaccinated for the following before we can even speak to one another:
Rabies
Feline Viral Rhinotracheitis
Feline Calicivirus
Feline Panleukopenia
Feline Leukemia
Feline Immunodeficiency Virus
Once you do that, I might allow you to take this to the next level: a letter in the mail.
9 comments:
Isis - you tell em, girlfriend!! In this age of online love, a girl has got to have proof! (And probably some gifts, too - I'm certain the Empress would agree!)
~ turtle
Oh Isis,
My associate, Mr.A.Cat, will vouch for me for he has served his nation well and retains every security clearance known to man and cat.
Other than that, I can only say that my bona fides should be apparent as I am in fine fettle and my adoration glows brighter each day I read your blog. Yet in my line of work, one must retreat from emotional involvement to protect the innocent--and that is you, my lovely.
You may se a glimmer of this dilemma if you've ever watched Jack Bauer on '24' and I hope you see what a mess his loved ones have been put in due to his occupation. This I cannot do to you, my Pretty.
This is on the advice of my colleague, Mr.A.Cat.
And so I must sign off as
Wistfully Yours,
Lim
Yes, safety first, Isis.
Isis
“I KNEW my dog talk would work!” I gloated, doing my happy Snoopy dance of joy around you!!!
Lot's of Lick's
Sam
Well put Isis. A Cat never can be too careful.
Be careful Isis! Lim sounds like a stalker!
Jus readin dem vakcinashuns makes my fur crawl acoz I has to go soon to the Doctari to gets a ouchy shot.
I'm sorry...what? Some creep simply writes to you, writes a post about you and you lift your tail to present?
I thought we were tight! I thought I was the lead contender for your affection.
After all, why would I provide proof of my immunizations and send you love vibes every day of my life.
Whatever. Love hurts.
On a side note: Beau Beau and Angie...are you guys German? I swear I thought you were when I started reading your comment! Du zwei bist kühl! :)
Turtle is right.
You need to have proof of his hoohaectomy, at least!
Plus, wooing you with gifts is definitely the way to go. He needs to prove he has some fierce disposable income in order to hang with you.
So sayeth the Kukka-Maria.
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