Just like Zeus received something weird in the mail, so did I:
Dear frosty Isis,
I am writing on behalf of my lovestruck kitty cat, Lim, who uses me to type up a political limerick blog and just to let you know--I have mentioned you, and Lim's hopeless crush on you, in a recent post.
Please don't mind--I don't think Lim expects a even a mere meow from you (he read your profile), and I believe no harm may be done by this adulation.
Keep up the blogging, Isis, say Hi to Zeus....and know that you have a devoted fan in Lim!
Jude Cowell (typist for Lim)
What is it with these secret admirers?! The last secret admirer I had turned out to be nothing more than a huge horrruuurggghh....excuse me....horrruuurggghh....ahem....hoax.
I hate when I get typist hairballs.
Look, Lim, I've said it once, and I'll say it again:
You must provide proof that you have been vaccinated for the following before we can even speak to one another:
Feline Viral Rhinotracheitis
Feline Immunodeficiency Virus
Once you do that, I might allow you to take this to the next level: a letter in the mail.